Hard News: The Engagement
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You know what? I'd really like a Wills 'n' Kate engagement coffee mug.
Coffee? How colonial. Tea sets perchance?
And biscuit tin lids!
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Mail orders also travel via air craft. Extreme aircraft are space craft. She may be a Reptoid spy, out to sabotage the Royal Pleiadian Peacemakers with Russian puppy hounds and evil intergalactic polo ponies. It makes perfect sense.
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Lucy Stewart, in reply to
Kills or Wait
or Wilt
In a traditional PAS thread-merger: Kilt, obviously.
*the one that excludes Oliver Cromwell and the Commonwealth of England, of course.
Naturally. They were boring, and that's a capital sin when you're five. (Plus, Jean Plaidy never wrote any historical novels about them.)
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Egg cups. They are quite something.
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I'm once again glad that I get all my TV over the internet, and will thus be able to avoid this bullshit.
Now to see if I can set AdBlock to recognise any mention of royalty as an ad and block it.
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Ben Austin, in reply to
Well I certainly haven't heard her deny that she is the puppet of the Eurocrats and for something this important I would have thought she would have at least tried. Her silence is damming
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Now to see if I can set AdBlock to recognise any mention of royalty as an ad and block it.
There's always someone who has to go too far.
If nothing else, this storyline has already produced the headline Unemployed English Girl to Wed Soldier from Welfare Family, so clearly it's not all for nought.
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Her silence is damming
A Dutch conspiracy, then, you reckon?
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Phil the Greek and Lizzie the Hun announce the engagement of Billy of York and Kate of Whales the.....aaghhhh.....Commoner.
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Until this very moment I had never considered the role of the Dutch in behind the scenes world politics, but now I think about it, we have Dutch Auctions, "Going Dutch" and a whole host of sinister Dutch-esque expressions that indicate just how powerful these people (if, indeed, they are people; reptilians, anyone?) are. I think this wedding might well signal the end of civilisation as we know it.
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Concerning the approaching celebrity tsunami, they're welcome to my fifteen minutes of fame. A little piece of me died upon realisation of how many pages/hours of media will need to be actively avoided.
It comes from as good an authority as I'm likely to access that the following has been fountain-penned into the royal filofax:
Engagment party – Abbey Travel Lodge Motel, Hamilton; entertainment courtesy of The Trons.
Stag night and Hens' do tbc. (Pinnacle Club, Newton and Happy Tav, Havelock North are front runners). -
Che Tibby, in reply to
we need a like button on comments like that.
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Petra, in reply to
Awww, don't be such a Kills Wait Kilt Wilt! Have some fun with it - go on, let your meh down.
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Well I'd like to think that the little Dutch boy who saved Holland by plugging the leaky dyke is both an allegory for the Holy Roman Empire's spider like control over the Royal families of Europe and also an engagement ring
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You sir, are today's hero.
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let's not forget dutch ovens ....
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Jacqui Dunn, in reply to
Don't forget William of Orange!
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Carol Stewart, in reply to
Or as the Guardian advised its readers - you might as well enjoy it, you're paying for it.
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The humour has drained away as I now remember that I am a UK taxpayer and the Guardian is talking about my taxes!
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And if not, hadn’t you better be booking that desert island?
I prefer tropical myself. But I bet all of those are already tentatively booked for the honeymoon, just to keep the meh-dia guessing.
But I do know of a deserted island. I shall start planning how to get there. -
Is "commoner" the posh word for "chav"?
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Is “commoner” the posh word for “chav”?
No, commoner is anyone below “royal” and then possibly “aristocrat"….. but includes many good upstanding and decent upper/middle class subjects…
Chav is a particularly vile sub-set. They have different social-markers and styles of clothing, but are held in esteem somewhat akin to bogun or westie.
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The Reptilian Dutch appear to have been planning this for some time. Willem Drost painted Bathsheba in the 17th Century, and she looks just like Kate Middleton (if that's even her real name!) And ChocoolatePrincess on YouTube is very hurt about this union. ChocoolatePrincess - a true Pleiadian name, if there ever was one - is quite obviously the woman Wills should be marrying at our taxpaying expense. Poor sweet Willsy, he just has no clue whatsoever.
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Craig Ranapia, in reply to
No – it’s a legal term for anyone who is neither the Sovereign nor a peer. So, folks, legally speaking William is every bit as much a commoner as his fiancée and his aunt Anne.
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Wish I were as common as they. :p
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