Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education
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Lilith __, in reply to
I’m trying to think what’s like a condom about it.
The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one but, sadly, I no longer have it.
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recordari, in reply to
I’m not on Twitter; with all you funny folk and your lolz, how would I ever get anything done?? It’s hard enough as it is.
Isn't this getting something done? I bleedin' well hope so. It's in my billable hours.
'Research & Development - Online filtering of pertinent material to current projects'.
Maybe I need a new filter.
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Lilith __, in reply to
Online filtering of pertinent material to current projects’.
Certainly should be covered by "fundamental interconnectedness of all things" ;-)
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Jackie Clark, in reply to
That would be fantastic, Lilith (which is, by the way, a lovely name, and it may be a keeper). And recordari is a lovely young man - my mum says so .
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Lilith __, in reply to
a lovely young man – my mum says so
There’s something about this phrase that makes me wonder if he’s Winston Peters. ;-)
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recordari, in reply to
wonder if he’s Winston Peters.
BGHJGKHlh3rvr!!!!
That was me trying to get a retort out, but being lost for words. Plays well with mothers? I've used that before, but otherwise I got nothing.
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Jackie Clark, in reply to
He’s very far from being Winston Peters. But the old girls do love him, it is true.
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Help!
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Emma Hart, in reply to
Help!
You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?
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Lilith __, in reply to
Joking, recordari, it’s OK!!
<apologies for brain damage caused>
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recordari, in reply to
You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?
Yes like that. We were a great help, weren't we? I feel we achieved all our goals in assisting you, in any case.
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I just want to say that this thread is every not promised in the original post title.
It IS sex and it IS (an) education!
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Max Rose, in reply to
If I hadn't seen your earlier posts, in the context of this thread I would have guessed that "Thomas Johnson" was a pseudonym.
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At least nobody knows who I am.
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Hello. What a funny thread to pick for my first post. You're all nuts.
Oh crap. Same Gravatar. Hang on a minute.
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Russell Brown, in reply to
At least nobody knows who I am.
You're a penguin.
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?
Hey, I'd like to point out, I nearly came on, and said "Quick, Emma's meeting David, open season on chocolate/candy/music/cake puns. Let's see if we can make her head explode when she gets back". And I didn't. I was a very good girl. I must deserve some kind of medal.
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two brains are better than one...
Hang on a minute.
Just guessing, but maaa-a-ate...
who is this Jocksnap person?
and what happened to 'Arri Coder?
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Lucy Stewart, in reply to
You're a penguin.
I thought that on the internet, no-one knew that?
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Sacha, in reply to
a commemorative apron, perhaps
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BenWilson, in reply to
The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one but, sadly, I no longer have it.
Yes, well you shouldn't really use other people's condoms.
Here's an infuser that looks like a dong. Silicone, with all those holes "for her pleasure".
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"You're a penguin"
"Oh no I'm not!"
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Sacha, in reply to
your feet do appear rather joyful
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BenWilson, in reply to
"Oh no I'm not!"
You're just saying that because you got dropped when you were an egg.
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Megan Wegan, in reply to
The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one
Someone once gave you one? Surely you could get one again?
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