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Yeah, whenever I read about a correlation being used to justify a causation theory, I always remember :
"Eating ice cream causes drownings"
There is an extremely high correlation between days of high ice cream consumption and days of a high number of drownings :-).
Nice one. That's especially poignant because neither one causes the other. Both are caused by a third factor (good weather, probably).
Another good one.
"Wearing a protective helmet causes head injuries"
People tend not to wear protective helmets unless they are doing something where there's an above average chance of smashing their head somehow.
Speaking of shock-horror:
Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warning
Cops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"
Impressive. Actual shit-stirring.
... Have they been in contact yet with that known perpetrator of high-reaching fecal matter and urine, Little Rodney?
It seems to be real.
Wait til the pushers start mixing that into milkshakes to hook the kids...
oh, so was I the only one rushing around like a mad dog this afternoon buying up **Bindeez** from retailers who hadn't heard about the recall/GHB connection?
They're gonna make excellent stocking stuffers this Xmas. Who's the coolest Uncle now, eh?
Jenkem experience report
ROFLMAO. Could hardly get any more ridiculous. It's like getting someone to beat you up so you can feel punch-drunk.
...which I can happily report is an experience akin to real drunkenness. Which is one of the bad things about piss.
Heads up...hoax alert
Farm kids I once knew said they sniffed cow pats - I pref to flick a match and watch them burn off the gas myself.
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