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  • Brent Jackson,

    Yeah, whenever I read about a correlation being used to justify a causation theory, I always remember :

    "Eating ice cream causes drownings"

    There is an extremely high correlation between days of high ice cream consumption and days of a high number of drownings :-).

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 620 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Nice one. That's especially poignant because neither one causes the other. Both are caused by a third factor (good weather, probably).

    Another good one.

    "Wearing a protective helmet causes head injuries"

    People tend not to wear protective helmets unless they are doing something where there's an above average chance of smashing their head somehow.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    Speaking of shock-horror:
    Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warning

    Cops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"

    teh linky

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report

  • linger,

    Impressive. Actual shit-stirring.
    ... Have they been in contact yet with that known perpetrator of high-reaching fecal matter and urine, Little Rodney?

    Tokyo • Since Apr 2007 • 1944 posts Report

  • Russell Brown,

    It seems to be real.

    Jenkem experience report

    Teh Wiki

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    Wait til the pushers start mixing that into milkshakes to hook the kids...

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report

  • InternationalObserver,

    oh, so was I the only one rushing around like a mad dog this afternoon buying up **Bindeez** from retailers who hadn't heard about the recall/GHB connection?

    They're gonna make excellent stocking stuffers this Xmas. Who's the coolest Uncle now, eh?

    Since Jun 2007 • 909 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Jenkem experience report

    ROFLMAO. Could hardly get any more ridiculous. It's like getting someone to beat you up so you can feel punch-drunk.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    ...which I can happily report is an experience akin to real drunkenness. Which is one of the bad things about piss.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Michael Savidge,

    Somewhere near Wellington… • Since Nov 2006 • 324 posts Report

  • Michael Fitzgerald,

    Farm kids I once knew said they sniffed cow pats - I pref to flick a match and watch them burn off the gas myself.

    Since May 2007 • 631 posts Report

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