Posts by Joanna
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Hmm, maybe that's why Yvonne had to start her prayer group - to try and save her soul? I like it a lot.
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"Well, everyone knows it's [redacted]! Duh!"
We should have pushed to get "[redacted]" as word of the year
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Gemma: Joey has been "wronged" by all the dead girls, except perhaps Jay, who didn't date him either, so that might be a good reason to kill her. And when he started at the clinic he was nervous about his medical experience, now he's practiced on dead bodies he can step up in a crisis and do emergency thingies on motorways that are complicated. Plus it's always the quiet ones...
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Does your bbq have a flat plate? Because if so, you want to get an eggplant, slice it into 7mm-ish slices, brush it all over with lots and lots of extra virgin olive oil, cook it on the flat plate until it's greenish, translucent and charred, and then shove it in toasted pita pockets with hummus and salt. Best sandwich ever. And this and many many more recipes and party ideas are available in my zine You're SO Entertaining for the low price of $6 at Craft2.0 on Sunday at the NewDowse...
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I think Robyn has been only pretending to know. The clues she gave me (not spoilers, just clues) were all revealed in those three clips that were on YouTube, all of which were blatantly false (except for possibly Scotty, but I doubt that). So I'm backing Fiona in saying it's Joey. Although I've been saying that for years. It'd be fun for it to be a Callum/Justine duo though, and I wish they'd knock off their kids pretty quick smart too if that's the case...
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As part of her recent "Oprah's Favourite Things" special, she has a hideous lounging outfit whose primary function is surely that of a contraception.
To steal from The Hater, is it Oprah's favourite thing or a clear sign of clinical depression?
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You know how at Live8, it started with U2 and Paul McCartney playing 'Sgt Pepper's' and afterwards Bono, the usual douchebag was like "Did that just happen???" all in awe and stuff? Yeah, that was me last night, and this morning. Our little website went huge, and MOTHERFUCKING BLAM BLAM BLAM played our ceremony. Woah!
Unlimited thanks go out to everyone involved. You guys rock my word.
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Nah, the penicillin took care of the itching, thanks for asking though!I'm just keen to start partying...
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Sorry, that was probably inappropriate. But I've had six bottles of [redacted] sitting on my desk all day for [redacted] and I haven't touched them, and I've already blow-dried my hair, and now I am clock-watching until the big shindig tonight. And trying to fight rising needless sensations of panic.
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...chastity belts...All I ask is that you relate how you pulled it off.
She's good at picking locks. With her tongue.