Cracker by Damian Christie

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Cracker: Blues Clues

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  • Rich of Observationz,

    I'd recommend the use of a command such as:
    head -c 5095108 /dev/random >teapot_mp3_truecrypt

    and leave them lying around on computers and media.

    That should keep the cops (and maybe GCSB if NACT want to spend even more taxpayer dollars) occupied for a while.

    (Mac/Linux - no idea how to do this on windows)

    Back in Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 5550 posts Report Reply

  • Damian Christie,

    Or just have this going on your computer when they walk past...

    http://hackertyper.net/

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1164 posts Report Reply

  • Rich of Observationz, in reply to Damian Christie,

    That's kinda like a boss key.

    A feature suggestion would be to use the laptops webcam to detect movement ingressing the users personal space and fire the app automagically.

    Back in Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 5550 posts Report Reply

  • Gary Hutchings, in reply to Rich of Observationz,

    head -c 5095108 /dev/random >teapot_mp3_truecrypt

    I prefer tail(s) to head(s)

    Sorry bad unix pun...

    wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 108 posts Report Reply

  • Kumara Republic,

    Going further back…

    OPEN 15,8,15,"N0:TEAPOT”

    The southernmost capital … • Since Nov 2006 • 5429 posts Report Reply

  • James Butler,

    I suggest buying a bulk lot of little black carry-pouches and leaving them lying round the office with treats inside, the kind of thing you'd find in a school fair lucky-dip: fluffy keyrings, toy cars etc.

    Auckland • Since Jan 2009 • 856 posts Report Reply

  • Rich of Observationz, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    I've suffered that language, but can't place it. Some sort of VAX/Fortran combination?

    Back in Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 5550 posts Report Reply

  • Rich of Observationz, in reply to James Butler,

    Empty Dunkin Donut boxes. With occasional ones with donuts in, just to keep them looking...

    Back in Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 5550 posts Report Reply

  • Damian Christie,

    Oh god.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1164 posts Report Reply

  • hamishm,

    Everybody in your office should rush out change their name to Inspector Clouseau.

    Since Nov 2006 • 357 posts Report Reply

  • Kumara Republic, in reply to Rich of Observationz,

    I’ve suffered that language, but can’t place it. Some sort of VAX/Fortran combination?

    To be precise... CBM BASIC kernal v2.0.

    The southernmost capital … • Since Nov 2006 • 5429 posts Report Reply

  • Gary Hutchings, in reply to Kumara Republic,

    OPEN 15,8,15,"N0:TEAPOT”

    Well if we are back to knives and bearskins, you could always give a taste of a simple POKE 53265,11

    wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 108 posts Report Reply

  • noizyboy, in reply to Gary Hutchings,

    POKE 53265,11

    Outing yourself as an old Commie user, eh? We Speccy users were keener on...

    POKE 35899,0

    wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 171 posts Report Reply

  • Hilary Stace,

    I've been working all day in the same building as Radio NZ and watching out a for phalanx of Red Squad or whoever they send on such tape raids. All quiet. But walking back through the lobby of the James Cook Hotel I noticed the Police Association was having a meeting today and there were a lot of plainclothes detective sort of guys wandering about, obviously plotting.

    Wgtn • Since Jun 2008 • 3214 posts Report Reply

  • Steve Curtis,

    any journalists carrying bottles of water with them or on their desk need to be careful the police dont immediately see that as a potential 'molotov cocktail', after all keeping records of Keys bland words is a serious crime and the first step to overthrowing the state

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 314 posts Report Reply

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