Posts by Megan Wegan
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Whereas 85% of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size, only 55% of men were satisfied with their penis size, 45% wanted to be larger, and 0.2% wanted to be smaller.
To get back on track, that pretty well reflects the dudes I know.
I mean, can you guys honestly say you've never measured it? And compared notes? If not with your mates, then like, on surveys on the internet. (Yes, apparently they are out there, according to a friend.)
Cos, you know, I've never measured my boobs. Except for clothing buying reasons, and even then I am not comparing them to anyone else. Nor have I taken a ruler to any other part.
And no, we are sitting around talking about our 'fannies'. But if you follow me and Emma on Twitter, you probably know we spend a fair bit of time talking about our tits.
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Do you have a viewing preference for....
I can't really answer this either, because the images I have in my head are all attached to specific people. And thus, my feelings aren't objective.
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And probably more importantly than your specific answers, given discussions with friends, do you feel these preferences are widely held (in a given culture) or highly individual?
Asolutely not. I mean, first of all, like I say we're not sitting there going "So, X had one that was this long, and this around". We're saying "it was surprisingly big. As in...."seriously?" And secondly, yeah, we're not all the same. We all like different things.
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was that a typo or not?
I am honestly not sure.
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NOT an easy task. With either a ribbon or a bow tie.
You want to start with a slip knot. You just have to be careful about pulling on it to hard.
(And yes, I did just say that.)
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Mine was slightly different and a monologue:
"Well, far be it for me to speak for all women, but in my, um...experience, well...um, there was that one guy with the...oh, and him with the...wait, where was I? Right. Well, there must be some kind of standard, I guess...who was the prettiest? No, that just sounds wrong, like I should be wrapping a ribbon round it. Oh. Um. Yeah, nah...."
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(Also, this is yet another case of me being utterly confused as to why a particular thing has garnered so much attention.)
We don't need to go to a 'girls are meant to enjoy sex and indulge in twatcockery' place yet, do we?
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It's not like we never talk about penises. But we don't make ranked lists or anything.
We don't?
(possibly nsfw, depending how you feel about swear words.)
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Exactly. You can't make those sort of comparisons based on subjective data procured by estimate while you're distracted. That would be unfair. And, worse, inaccurate.
This is clearly why I always have so much trouble with maths.
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However. I have never in my life had a conversation with a female friend in which we compared the sizes of various men's genitalia.
It's possible I just know some really shallow women, but yeah, I have.
Not in an x was bigger than y way, but in a "yeah, that was surprising" way.
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So they tell me.
Heh.