Up Front: The British Are Coming
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I get compliments on my coat too. It's vintage, dark purple with a (hopefully) faux fur collar, teamed with my grandmother-in-law's pink diamante & pearl brooch.
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After reading this I had to scroll back to the top to re-read the title.
Took me a couple of seconds, but I clicked.
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It's not my Perfect Coat. That's a tailored Victorian-style purple frock coat. I didn't buy that because it doesn't exist.
Me too me too! Would trample hoards for such a coat! If we can imagine it, it surely must exist somewhere in this universe?
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**The British Are Coming**
We are? I didn't get the memo. Damnit, people have got to stop leaving me off the mailing list.
It's not my Perfect Coat. That's a tailored Victorian-style purple frock coat. I didn't buy that because it doesn't exist. One day I will be rich, and cause it to exist. Try-hard Goths everywhere will weep with gratitude and use my picture as a screen-saver. In fact, I might well commission my own fashion label, called "Fuck It, It Fits Me". Fuck It will make DD-cup push-up bras, because why the hell wouldn't you? If anyone knows a structural engineer who'll need a job in about 2018, let me know.
You've been reading my sewing notebook again haven't you. Although I think Companies House might have an issue with that label name.
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Me too me too! Would trample hoards for such a coat! If we can imagine it, it surely must exist somewhere in this universe?
My ideal is the same, except in green (goes with the green hair). My mission for this year is to get good enough with a sewing machine to *make* one. If this happens there will be much rejoicing, and probably then whoring out of services.
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It's apparently possible to get the pattern for Men's frock coat of Victorian era.
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I have a long grey 1940s Great Coat, also wool and made in Germany. It's beautiful and warm and gets me a lot of comments, but the damn thing weighs a tonne, so it has to be pretty cold for me to wear it.
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Me too me too! Would trample hoards for such a coat! If we can imagine it, it surely must exist somewhere in this universe?
Within minutes of my putting this column up, a friend of mine had produced this. It's crushed velvet, which is a bit... whatever the goth equivalent of twee is, but the colour is good and the cut is almost but not quite right.
I have a long grey 1940s Great Coat
I used to have the use of an Air Force Great Coat. Incredibly warm, slightly too small for me, and yeah, astoundingly heavy.
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Within minutes of my putting this column up, a friend of mine had produced this. It's crushed velvet, which is a bit... whatever the goth equivalent of twee is, but the colour is good and the cut is almost but not quite right.
Emo? *snorts* Okay not the word we're looking for here but I couldn't resist. Also, I've got to say it, who gets winter coat in velvet? I mean, hello, rain. Or snow. Wet velvet is not fun - says the girl who got caught in velvet and lace skirt in a sudden downpour last Whitby...
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Picture of your coat? Please?
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This is going to be like the shoes thing, but I have a collection of vintage coats. My favourite is a sixties a-line black wool with this extra fabulous ribbon trim around the collar and pockets ($40, This is Not a Love Shop, 1996). I have a scarlet wool one with GIANT red buttons, same vintage. I also have an aqua 60s coat with clearly *not* faux-fur collar (I'm going with the 'hell, it was already used when I bought it!' justification).
Actually, if I listed all the coats I currently own you would all look at me funny, so, um, yeah. Coats are awesome.
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My always-complimented coat, far more so than anything else I wear - swing coat, handwoven wool, black with a hot pink fleck (one strand of pink wool for every two strands of black wool). It's about 20 years old now. I got some repair work done and got it relined a couple of years ago, in hot pink. It's a one-off: my cousin was running her own design and sewing business, and she made it for me.
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I have a long grey 1940s Great Coat, also wool and made in Germany. It's beautiful and warm and gets me a lot of comments, but the damn thing weighs a tonne, so it has to be pretty cold for me to wear it.
This indicates that you, like the entire F1 racing industry, supports Hitler. Just to make you aware.
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We Godwinned a fashion thread? Now I've seen everything.
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Inital thoughts:
I was in Ophthalmology the other day having an armload...
Intersting start.
...of blood tests
Aw. But then:
She didn't once comment on my novelty cartoon pupils.
Ah...
I have a good coat story too, but it happened to someone else.
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I intend to replace my perfectly good but a bit boring black wool coat (ankle length, flared from the waist) with something along the scarlet lines, but it would be even better if someone did a version with a hood. Hoods are so useful and never a pain when you don't need them, but hardly any high-end winter coats or even raincoats have them.
But I saw the coat of awesomeness on the bus the other night. It was a lush jadey green, with a matching green feather boa collar. I've never seen anything like it, and I'd guess it was custom-made.
The problem with DIY coatmaking is not so much the sewing machine action, but all the pressing and interfacing and tailoring you have to do as well. I've tried it and the results were disappointing, and you don't want to be disappointed with large quantities of fabric at $40+ a metre.
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I assume "fuck it it fits me" will also produce high-waisted jeans with room for actual hip/bottoms?
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I assume "fuck it it fits me" will also produce high-waisted jeans with room for actual hip/bottoms?
Indeed. We're big on waistage.
I have a good coat story too, but it happened to someone else.
Don't let that stop you.
This indicates that you, like the entire F1 racing industry, supports Hitler. Just to make you aware.
Pretty much this exact thought went through my head, but I didn't want to say it.
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Don't let that stop you.
Actually, what was stopping me was that I was too lazy to write it all down. Then I remembered that I already had, in another place, a long time ago.
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Pretty much this exact thought went through my head, but I didn't want to say it.
That's because you didn't want to highlight the fact that your red coat makes you a Man U supporter.
(I'm trying to change the trend from 'all threads revert to the copyright thread', to 'all threads become field theory'.)
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JoJo,
I am obscenely proud of my winter coat. It's ORANGE (and that is yelled, because it's not some soft girly orange, but fire and rage orange). It's pure wool, with beautiful satiny lining/
I get compliments every time I wear it, and have been stopped by strangers asking where I got it.
And then I have to tell them that I got it for 5 bucks at a charity shop, and they will never ever ever have a coat like mine. (And then I blow raspberries and skip away.)
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My winter coat is, by several miles of daylight, the most complimented thing I have. If you added together all the aesthetic praise I've received for my cat, my games cabinet and my breasts, it still wouldn't come close
Are you looking for more praise?
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I have a greatcoat I never wear because 1) it's so damn heavy I stoop and dowager's hump doesn't work for me, and, 2) it's so damn thick everything else I'm wearing gets sweat-sticky inside of five minutes. Perhaps I should have thought through the utility of buying a piece of clothing not designed to be worn in a temperate climate...
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And then I have to tell them that I got it for 5 bucks at a charity shop, and they will never ever ever have a coat like mine. (And then I blow raspberries and skip away.)
That's the spirit!
Are you looking for more praise?
If I were, I'd have posted pictures of my coat like Deborah asked. (I don't have any pictures of my coat.)
Then I remembered that I already had, in another place, a long time ago.
Wow. Our lot liked trench coats with huge pockets so they could carry their water pistols in them. Though that didn't explain the penchant for jackboots.
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This indicates that you, like the entire F1 racing industry, supports Hitler. Just to make you aware.
I had hoped folks wouldn't notice that.
We Godwinned a fashion thread? Now I've seen everything.
Nazis: bastards of the highest order but snappy dressers.
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