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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day

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  • Megan Wegan,

    I think it should be on record that I am _not_ "Megan".

    I mean, I don't even know a Richmond.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    This is true. Megan is not "Megan". At no point does "Megan" get kicked out of any bars.

    No, srsly, Megan isn't "Megan". But yous all knew that.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown,

    Just FYI: work on the video of Emma reading PA Story is progressing nicely. I'll try and have it up on Vimeo on Friday.

    There'll also be video of David H's extraordinary presentation, and a general mash-up of the evening.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Russell Brown,

    There'll also be video of David H's extraordinary presentation, and a general mash-up of the evening.

    Yay, because I was in the wings for David's, and have only seen it from side-on. And I was trying really hard not to laugh too hard in case I distracted him.

    Also, I would like it to be generally understood, without me having to come anywhere near explaining it, why [redacted] now reminds me of Murray McCully.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Pete Sime,

    If you want to preserve it for posterity, you can send it to the National Library through its web deposit tool.

    Well done to all involved.

    Dunedin • Since Apr 2008 • 171 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    The story is blocked at work for "Adult/mature content", which surprises me. Sure, I expect it to be filthy, but mature?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Tom Beard,

    The story is blocked at work for "Adult/mature content", which surprises me. Sure, I expect it to be filthy, but mature?

    Yeah. Not a fucking hope. No mature content whatsoever.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock, in reply to Tom Beard,

    The story is blocked at work for "Adult/mature content", which surprises me. Sure, I expect it to be filthy, but mature?

    Hart's Law states that any post by Emma will, at some point in time following the initial post, be blocked by the work firewall.

    Collary number 1 to Hart's Law states that this may occur concurrently with the initial posting.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2728 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Rich Lock,

    Hart’s Law states that any post by Emma will, at some point in time following the initial post, be blocked by the work firewall.

    I am so fucking proud of this.

    I suppose I should have added the content warning I used on the night ("Public Address is a responsible broadcaster. This story contains the following words:") but that was just for the about a third of it I read then, and I'd have to go redo the whole thing.

    Strong Language. Sexual Material - the filthier your mind, the more sexual material. Near-toxic levels of manatee puns.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Rich Lock,

    Collary

    Bloody priests again

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    Oh! And yes, Peter, excellent idea. I shall get with the submitting.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Emma Hart,

    I shall get with the submitting.

    As you do.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel,

    more crowd source proofing...

    We might need some tongs, are their tongs? It's a slippery little bastard..."

    should be - there

    Epic stuff - looking forward to the movie already...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    Far out. Srsly, three sets of eyes, and about a dozen go-overs on my part, and there's always fucking ONE.

    As you do.

    And there goes another Murray McCully moment...

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Emma Hart,

    And there goes another Murray McCully moment...

    I feel like I've missed out on something.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard,

    "Fuck Wellington!"
    "Working on it!"

    You know, if it wasn't for the fact that Richmond has red hair...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Tom Beard,

    I feel like I've missed out on something.

    Can't be having that, even despite its rarity.

    "Fuck Wellington!"
    "Working on it!"

    Oh, yeah, Tom, Jo, mind if I nick a couple of your tweets?

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Emma Hart,

    mind if I nick a couple of your tweets?

    Treat mine as if they're under a Creative Commons license. Well, more common than creative, and with plenty of license, but you get the idea.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Emma Hart,

    “Fuck Wellington!”
    “Working on it!”

    I'll admit, I snorted at that line. I was still getting over the hurt of Tamsin calling "Megan" a drunken slapper, though.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown, in reply to Tom Beard,

    And there goes another Murray McCully moment…

    I feel like I’ve missed out on something.

    That was my gag. It'll be in the video.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Beard, in reply to Russell Brown,

    That was my gag.

    With the emphasis on "gag", or so I gather.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Nice....

    "Once in a lifetime weather of the day"

    From "The Daily What"

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Forgot.....sigh.....it's cool to be a penguin.....


    Whoa!!!! Just read it....

    Yeah!!!!!!!! Made Chapter One.

    Mmmmwwhhhaaaa!

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report Reply

  • Sacha, in reply to Russell Brown,

    That was my gag

    A pictorial preview (no spoiler).

    And some other shots of presenters at the podium, including Emma, David and Russell.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report Reply

  • Russell Brown, in reply to Sacha,

    A pictorial preview

    Triggering.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 22850 posts Report Reply

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