I choose to blame the next day's dress shopping. And also Auckland's ridiculous up-and-down streets. What the hell is with that?

S'OK. "Megan"is a drunken slapper. And I am NOT "Megan", as has been much discussed.

And yeah, I wish I was as cool in a crisis as "Megan". Not to mention her ability with…

You have.
Heh, even a thank you! Enjoyed it!

I could image this being run illustrated in something like Heavy Metal

Emma wanted some prepositions, so this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jisko-wF8fk
and then this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjDJfXE0bg&feature=related

roflnui

That reminds me of that Grace Jones song which I always thought said:

'Your private eye's pyjamas baby, leave me out!'

and make sure that the coating isn't lice
or he'll end up with trench fever

Do private eyes' girlfriends get trench mouth
– an ulcerative inflammation of the…

Your cup runneth over. I suggest you nip it in the bud.

PAS rules relating to weights and measures:

Scotch: doubles
Coffee: doubles
Ententres: single

Or felt to be kneaded.

Fuck, I'm supposed to be buying my son a trench coat! (On consultation, my dictionary says neither of those variations is correct.)

They definitely need to be felt.

Trying. To. Kill me.

Very good

With a rubber?

No, I'm not joining in. You're all just too filthy.

I may be digging myself a hole, but;

trenchcoat and
trench-coat are both in evidence.

Recent experience has proved to me that ballpoint pens are terrible for writing on breasts. They definitely need to be felt.

One of "Megan"'s friends, [redacted], told her recently that if one goes in for that sort of thing, there's special pens.

What if, say, "Megan" were to get a bit drunk, and it turned out "Megan"'s friends had a vivid marker? Theoretically...

"Megan" would not sully her cleavage that way. What would be the point? She's had enough experience guesstimating at things in there.

We've had this conversation. Repeatedly, even.

I thought that "Megan" would have a scale tattooed onto her cleavage for that purpose.

6 inches!

I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.

I'm going to risk horribly mangling today's threads, and ask: Imperial or metric?

There is something truly inspiring about crowd insanity. And Emma was so serious as she read it to us at OGB.

I'm certain some references went woosh as they passed over my head and oddly, more proof that I simply…

Jesus.

If you'd all just like to amend your copies as we go.

Just what is Emma measuring here?

Yeah... nah. Not even. But doesn't my new tattoo look fabulous?

I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.

Hands, Megan. Those are called hands.

I gather she has special winkie measuring equipment.

Two or maybe not
Shortly afterwards, full equipped, they stood in a desolate wasteland, an eerie cry echoing across the concrete landscape.

should be fully??

Not the winkie, from the sounds of things.

Triggering.

A pictorial preview (no spoiler).

And some other shots of presenters at the podium, including Emma, David and Russell.

Whoa!!!! Just read it....

Yeah!!!!!!!! Made Chapter One.

Mmmmwwhhhaaaa!

"Once in a lifetime weather of the day"

From "The Daily What"

With the emphasis on "gag", or so I gather.

I'll admit, I snorted at that line. I was still getting over the hurt of Tamsin calling "Megan" a drunken slapper, though.

Treat mine as if they're under a Creative Commons license. Well, more common than creative, and with plenty of license, but you get the idea.

Can't be having that, even despite its rarity.

"Fuck Wellington!"
"Working on it!"

Oh, yeah, Tom, Jo, mind if I nick a couple of your tweets?

You know, if it wasn't for the fact that Richmond has red hair...

I feel like I've missed out on something.

As you do.

And there goes another Murray McCully moment...

Epic stuff – looking forward to the movie already...

As you do.

Bloody priests again

I am so fucking proud of this.

I suppose I should have added the content warning I used on the night ("Public Address is a responsible…

Hart's Law states that any post by Emma will, at some point in time following the initial post, be blocked by the work firewall.

Collary number 1 to Hart's…

Yeah. Not a fucking hope. No mature content whatsoever.

Well done to all involved.

Yay, because I was in the wings for David's, and have only seen it from side-on. And I was trying really hard not to laugh too hard in case I distracted him.

Also, I…

There'll also be video of David H's extraordinary presentation, and a general mash-up of the evening.

No, srsly, Megan isn't "Megan". But yous all knew that.

I mean, I don't even know a Richmond.