Up Front: P.A. Story
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nzlemming, in reply to
With a blessed gifted child always referred to as “from the big O”.
Genius
Just remember, no manatee is an island...
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Tom Beard, in reply to
can we also have a button for non-sexy images?
No. They will be carefully moderated to ensure that a minimum certain level of sexiness is achieved.
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Tom Beard, in reply to
Just remember, no manatee is an island...
Now you're just being a manatease.
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At least a couple of the Crusaders will need to be zombies.
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A mysterious tribe of displaced buskers?
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Emma Hart, in reply to
At least a couple of the Crusaders will need to be zombies.
Brad... Thorne...
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ooo kittens!
So The great blend is R18 isn't it?
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Hilary Stace, in reply to
I visited a chocolate shop once out in Governor's Bay that had the most sensorily indulgent chocolate. It had a kind of feminist name. It had a view over the sea and magical garden outside that looked just the sort of place a witch would hide.
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Do we have an opening line?
how about...
It wasn't her fault.
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A Gerry Brownlie zombie could rule the zone at night.
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Bart Janssen, in reply to
I visited a chocolate shop once out in Governor’s Bay that had the most sensorily indulgent chocolate. It had a kind of feminist name. It had a view over the sea and magical garden outside that looked just the sort of place a witch would hide.
I vote for this paragraph unaltered
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giovanni tiso, in reply to
I vote for this paragraph unaltered
It beats "It was a dark and stormy night" hands down.
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Hilary Stace, in reply to
She had battled the tides and the strong westerly winds in her struggle to stay in the warm north Queensland waters, but to no avail. Exhausted, she let the current take her where it would and here she was now in a little muddy little creek where the banks were lower than the level of the water. And it was so cold. Where could she be?
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If you need a witch and she's hiding, what do you bait her with? Given she already has access to feminist chocolate.
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I vote for a bit of #maorifynz e.g. "Everything is better with a tiki!" That will go well with a period dramedy.
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Bart Janssen, in reply to
the banks were lower than the level of the water
Is this a comment on the morals of our banking industry?
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Tom Beard, in reply to
feminist chocolate
I vote that the feminist chocolate course should be preceded by sexist cheese.
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Lilith __, in reply to
sexy file-upload button
Whoa, I read that as "sexy-file-upload", but perhaps I should calm down and keep my hypens to myself.
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The Waikato Rugby stadium has a red zone too - next to the yellow zone and the black zone. If you get tickets in the red zone, you wear red, that way when the cameras sweep the crowd, there's a big mooloo flag in the stands.
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Jeremy Andrew, in reply to
the banks were lower than the level of the water
Is this a comment on the morals of our banking industry?
Nope, a comment on Auckland politics ;-)
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All this talk of red makes me think we should have Roxanne somewhere in the soundtrack....
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I have to say, when I saw the latest XKCD, I thought of Emma... I'm sure this has already been pointed out to her.
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Emma Hart, in reply to
I have to say, when I saw the latest XKCD, I thought of Emma... I'm sure this has already been pointed out to her.
yeah, I did the "involuntary squick shudder".
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Andre Alessi, in reply to
Perhaps alternate-Christchurch has developed/is developing the characteristics of the anatomy of a giant human body laid out lengthwise (like in Steph Swainton's Castle books), hence the "red zone" and requirement for the Holy Winky to be returned to its rightful place.
Banks Penninsula could be, well...
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(I really must get back to health inequalities and chronic conditions but here is a bit more.)
She looked around and saw crooked and broken houses as if some angry taniwha had just swept through. She craved some tasty sea grass. But all the creek bottom yielded was city detritus. She looked down at the river bank and was shocked to see...
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