Up Front: It's Not Sex, and It's Not Education
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Lilith __, in reply to
Slow train coming...
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Nat, in reply to
If two people have unprotected PIV sex once there's a small chance one of them will get pregnant,
Although perhaps this small chance is increased because the 'once' that the two people decide to have unprotected PIV sex is when the woman is ovulating - and more horny - and (so I've heard) more sexually attractive. If the two people are teenagers and there's any ambivalence about the decision, I'd bet this is when they do it.
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BenWilson, in reply to
If the two people are teenagers and there's any ambivalence about the decision, I'd bet this is when they do it.
Yes, to be safe, they need to be doing it when they're not horny, and using a condom. I can recommend the contraceptive power of this approach.
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Nat, in reply to
Yes, to be safe, they need to be doing it when they're not horny, and using a condom. I can recommend the contraceptive power of this approach.
Either that or have a photo of Murray McCully handy.
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Paul Williams, in reply to
Either that or have a photo of Murray McCully handy.
And I thought you'd say John Howard or Tony Abbott, you assimilation seems to be progressing!
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Nat, in reply to
Assimilation assisted by Russell at the Orcon Great Blend...
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I wonder if I am alone in thinking that "horny" is the most cringeworthy word on earth.
Righto then, as you were.
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Moz, in reply to
Yes, to be safe, they need to be doing it when they're not horny, and using a condom. I can recommend the contraceptive power of this approach.
I thought that was why sex educators always try to emphasise that your parents have sex? "kids, when you think about having sex, think about your parents having sex". Should work wonders.
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Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to
Nope I find it a word I don't use ..ever. Even reading it out loud sounds foreign to me.
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Nat, in reply to
I wonder if I am alone in thinking that "horny" is the most cringeworthy word on earth.
I definitely don't love it. Good substitutes?
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Sofie Bribiesca, in reply to
kids, when you think about having sex, think about your parents having sex"
Because I grew up in a pretty modernist open plan house (It was all glass as well as no rooms bar the bathroom on my parents side, we kids had wardrobe /room dividers in our part of the house, also all glass with same private bathroom) I had the opportunity to, on occasion, see my parents having sex. As a youngster, I thought Dad was squashing Mum. As I grew older, I gave them peace.
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Paul Williams, in reply to
I recently heard the acronym RPI or "Root Potential Inquiry". This is more to do with intonation than specific language. It turns the comment "how are you", which would otherwise mean "how's your day been", into "quick, let's get the kids to bed".
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Moz, in reply to
I wonder if I am alone in thinking that "horny" is the most cringeworthy word on earth.
For some reason I just remembered that "beating my meat" is the most offensive sexual metaphor I can imagive. Anyone approaching my genitals with a meat tenderiser is going to get a vigorous rebuff.
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Danielle, in reply to
Good substitutes?
I'm drawing such a blank here. 'Aroused' is too specific, and 'up for it' is too vague. I suppose if Jersey Shore has given us anything of lasting value apart from Snooki, it may be the acronym 'DTF', which stands for 'down to fuck'.
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Moz, in reply to
"horny" is the most cringeworthy word on earth... Good substitutes?
Up for it? Down for it? Wet'n'wanton? I can't think of a one-word substitute, and am annoyed that "sexy" is such a passive term.
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Sacha, in reply to
a vigorous rebuff
if the first buff wasn't enough
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Nat, in reply to
Was just about to suggest 'concupiscent' and use it in a sentence when my partner got home and said I looked like I'd been doing something naughty.
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Plenty of synonyms. My favorite "Epicurean". I can only think of one Epicurean, apart from Epicurus - Dido - and she certainly was horny. One particularly epicurean girl in my classics class "accidentally" read out her name as "Dildo" during a recital of the Aeneid. Also "Penis Aeneas". He was a bit of a dick, so it was apt.
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My friends t shirt started me off saying " getting all jiggy on it "
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Moz, in reply to
concupiscent
Up for it has fewer syllables. Although the connotations of concupiscent are quite pleasant, I fear that too many people would star blankly and that might kill the moment. Plus, the ex-catholic girly might think I wanted her in her old school uniform again.
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Moz, in reply to
My friends t shirt started me off saying " getting all jiggy on it "
Those t shirts on women who are all jiggly with it are very distracting.
Also, "I could kill you with my brain" is a very bad thing to write across your boobs.
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Try murmuring Je suis allumé to the next Frenchman/woman you meet, and see what happens
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The first one that leaped to my mind was gagging for it.
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Gawd, there's one I've never heard used that way: Gadabout.
I just sang The Teddybear's Picnic to my kids before lights out. Suddenly:
You'll see them gayly gadabout
they love to play and shout
they never have any cares...has a whole new meaning.
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