-but is a tiny town…we call it the settlement or village and I think those titles
are a bit rich for a few houses & baches and less than 40 people living here fulltime-

but yeah: if I yell/karaka – from my home or either end of…

there are also 4 others on the southern Maori side we love to…

We still do it, whenever we can – and I also love Jazz (especially the older singers & players...)

How awesome for a family to be able to sit around singing and drinking together.

I first heard My Handy Man on someone else's compilation tape in a shared studio. I remember not really paying attention until one night working late I suddenly noticed…

Just in case you missed the point of this whole 33 page post.

According to the Bar tender, Pigs are not the only ones.
We are allowed to do it!!!!

But while he is in for some marital tension, the…

Have I not told you people to stop liveblogging the apocalypse?

A stark reminder indeed.

A warning of a world without bacon. It's enough to bring me out in a cold sweat.

Didn't get it all first time?

It’s quite possible I was told it in that context and self-extrapolated out to the professional version of the game, but I really, really believed it either way.

Being a vegequarian, I thought this shot over the back fence…

We welcome our new King and Queen to their throne.

Teh loo fo' lova.

Gonna steal vegequarian – I only eat mammals that self or trusted people have shot in the wild – otherwise, it's birds (tribally caught or totally otherwise freerange) or the life in Aquaria...

(The Big O bar (=sandbank) is now closed, so…

Being a vegequarian, I thought this shot over the back fence up here was a stark reminder for meat lovers.:)
BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER

“ Our room has a view” :-)

Very classy whare iti, Sofie!

For everybody's pleasure I'm sure.

Are the ribs in the mask "for her pleasure"?

Very common rule at…

I'll scat now...

* a sloppy meandering thread!

So much so, I am now viewing from my shelter waay up in the far North and I can confirm, The toilet is intact and functioning perfectly well. Please excuse me while I pop off to use it. :)

No! As in you created pengui from your thoughts.My pea then, for not being more specific ;)

Bless this meandering thread!

(An atheist's blessing is composed of chocholate...)

Your penguin is your brain, init ?

As in bird. Certainly. Hopefully only when it's in a bit of a flap.

Star Gut

The brain was stained and it's mainly in the pane.

disclaimer: I have supported the Foundation for the Blind since I earned my first
monies as a worker. I’ve never actually received any benefit from them –…

I was thinking ,membership for St John is reasonable and they are a great help if you need a hospital quickly. That is a support worth having. And here's a good moment in time. The lovely…

Penguins stink – yep. So does whale-breath.
Nothing stinks more, to my sensory system, than decayed human shit.
Or decayed self-interested politicians & their policies making yet another grab for power-

The Emperor does have half a brain afterall. Must tell Scarecrow where…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM

FM

The smell?
And I do believe that tui is now listening :)
Always. ;-)

No worries Sofie! They do. They're just very very careful about who they talk to...

Shit I could have managed any colour you like for fitty. It would have been mine of course but.
Frankly what was wrong with the pengui?
You…

"Schlumph" & "Je N'Ai Pas la Plume de Ma Tante"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz47EtitT0I

Watch the birdie! ;-)

I'm on a goat.

Sofie's brain.

I'm on a boat.

First place I met quite a number of PAers, on a boat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

lightbulb or school bus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d9YAz3A4pc

A perfect choice for a decoy ;-)

That's always my favourite part of any PAS gathering.

Can we go in the Tardis? Because I get this vague feeling I've been there before.

Thanks for the man with two brains. Even though that clip was directed at the mysterious stranger in our midst. I love that movie.

ETA: and here is a less happy example.

I get where they're coming from. Putting a condom on your tea might actually make it not worth drinking. But they should at least try!…

Later we will take you out onto the Deck Outside Emma's Room in Russell's House for the 2am smoke conversation. That's where it's all happening.

Well I think they have yet to, uh, penetrate the NZ market. Also, I don't drink tea unless it's impolite not to. And all the tea fanatics I know are fanatical about using a teapot and wouldn't dream of doing it this way even…

I always see a thought bubble around everything you say, and imagine you lying wistfully under a Bitches Box. Way to rupture the dramatic illusion.

And the dishwashing stoushes.

It seemed to fit the general tone.

Dam, have been trying to convince friends that dogs know and understand English using you as an example.
Also as an aside to aside, my brain scan ( I added the colours) is actually me but we are all stardust…

Quick, someone do a Friday music thread, I'm getting antsy. Oh right, I'm pretending to be new. What happens now?

PS. You forgot about the coffee.

Welcome to Emma's room in Russell's House which is a place worth wandering about. He's got some interesting peeps with interesting views and always time for a bit of…

I am not really a dog called Martin Lindberg. Honest!

F'nar.

Someone once gave you one? Surely you could get one again?

You're just saying that because you got dropped when you were an egg.

"Oh no I'm not!"

Yes, well you shouldn't really use other people's condoms.

Here's an infuser that looks like a dong. Silicone, with all those holes "for her pleasure".

I thought that on the internet, no-one knew that?

Hey, I'd like to point out, I nearly came on, and said "Quick, Emma's meeting David, open season on chocolate/candy/music/cake puns. Let's see if we can make her head explode when she gets back". And I didn't.…

You're a penguin.

Oh crap. Same Gravatar. Hang on a minute.

It IS sex and it IS (an) education!

Yes like that. We were a great help, weren't we? I feel we achieved all our goals in assisting you, in any case.

You mean, the way everyone helped me with the Willy Wonka brain explosion?

BGHJGKHlh3rvr!!!!

That was me trying to get a retort out, but being lost for words. Plays well with mothers? I've used that before, but otherwise I got nothing.

There’s something about this phrase that makes me wonder if he’s Winston Peters. ;-)
But yes, yes, thank you.

Certainly should be covered by "fundamental interconnectedness of all things" ;-)

Isn't this getting something done? I bleedin' well hope so. It's in my billable hours.

'Research & Development – Online filtering of pertinent material to current…

The shape I think. It's sort of...long with a rounded end. Someone once gave me one but, sadly, I no longer have it.

As so often with PAS conversations, my eyes are streaming! I'm not on Twitter; with all you funny folk and your lolz, how would I ever get anything done?? It's hard enough as it is.

So an infuser made with fabric rather than just a little cage?…

Coffee. Mmm, good.

I was about to say I’m quite safe to have coffee with, but I think I better shut up right now. Arrgh.

ETA: You probably had to be there.

I'm OK with not understanding everything, sometimes…

Cool. My last post (I nearly said tweet) was for the Lolz.

#thispostreferstomypreviouspost

You probably had to be there.

Well, anyone with a reference from Jackie's Mum must be all right! ;-) Yes, that would be lovely. Let youse both know. Might be next year though, at this rate....

On second thoughts, I'm not sure we'd have a lot to talk about, TBH.

There is a device they have in Germany that is known as a "tea condom" (it's a fabric bag with a metal handle attached – you put loose tea in the bag and dangle it in your teacup).

I googled to find…

Apparently I'm socially acceptable, so would love to join you. Ask Jackie's mum.

Yes, hairy salty tea should be more widely appreciated.

You too, Jackie! I do occasionally make it to Auckland to see family, and maybe we could meet up then.

Yes, it pays to be careful about that.

She bloody will not.

Real life has built-in filters that the internet doesn’t. A conversation you have in the real world with 3-dimensional people is tailored to fit that group. You wouldn’t say the same things to work colleagues as…

Emma will explain teabagging, and yes it totally fits with this thread – just be warned don't search for u-tube videos.

I had a fire/arcane mage, but my BG favorite was a feral druid. She became my main. Resto was good too, fantastic support player that you just can't kill.

I preferred bear form for teabagging. Imagine…

Personally, I would pay to see a cricketer knock a bowling ball into the crowd.

So I should have left my ETA that said 'This is not a metaphor'.

I'm out. My little voice is screaming 'Danger, Will Robinson, danger'. Actually, might change my pseudonym to Will Robinson.

I feel like that guy who swings the big hammer at the side show

*slopes out again*

Strangely I feel like that guy who swings the big hammer at the side show at the fair and makes the bell ring.

You're welcome.

Don't take this personally, recordari... but I hate you.

You can join me in "obliviouses anonymous"

Sometimes. Sometimes not (link sfw).

Don't take this personally Ben ... but I hate you

You probably play a frost mage in BGs too so I hate you…

Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get home

Veruca:
No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...…

Already established you should go to your own room for that.

I've been to Jackson, but I've never been to me...

Well, maybe, but being accountable as a pseudonym is not the same thing as being accountable IRL.
But I shoud add that…

Quite. I like real names. Though I drop my surname most places on the web, and pseudonym entirely in a few – different spaces, different things, different Google results.

*dies*

I wouldn't want everyone doing it, though. It could get messy and confusing.

No, that was robbery and to a lesser extent pollywog — both of whose real names I know. lil'…

I didn't spend more than about 10 mins reading the copyright thread, where I understand lil'P blew a lot of his social capital. It's a big hole in my PAS fluency.

I’m fortunate enough to have established a, um, brand through having been writing frankly under my own name since forever. I’m expected to be…

Really? Like Russell I always saw a clear difference. Miss all sorts of other things, but.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

hoping that's indirect enough..

I’m pretty sure Max is actually Willy Wonka.

Same tone of general trollery, though, at least to the uncritical eye. I was under a similar impression.

EDIT: apparently not :)

Well call me a shallow reader and a PAS dilettante, but I for one still have no idea who you are :-)

Somewhere south of 60 seconds from first appearance :-)

Yeah me too, till Sacha told me the other day.

Just so long as both of you don't come to loggerheads
(or would that be a bloggerhead in this case?)

I fear I am cursed with logorrhea…

Remember that these instructions were given by the American State Department. They probably have some legislation requiring people funded by them to not be obscene. In case someone starts complaining that American Taxpayer Dollars Are Funding Obscenity,…

If you catch my socking my puppet, be sure to point it out.

You see why I stayed away from this thread. Juvenalia Inflictus.

I never guessed that I’d get so attached to all you folk and that a collision with RL would ever happen!

And those I have met in person (however briefly) are even more awesome than your pixellated presence had me believe. :-)

ETA: I…

I got to the word "internet" in the above, and snort-laughed REALLY loudly.