Island Life: Abusage
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Foremost amongst the many language crimes perpetrated by sports commentators ...
The use of "up the ante" as if it means "increase the intensity", rather than "raise the stakes".
Actually, for that matter, they should just stop saying "up the ante" altogether.
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James, I think the word around these parts is "pendant" if I 'm not mistaken...
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Of course, if I'm being really pedantic, I would point out that I missed the question mark at the end of the second sentence.
The rest of us weren't going to say anything.
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I do quite like the black-singleted understatement of 'pretty fucking average'.
Me too, with particular reference to cricket. The crushing understatement is part of the culture.
Some people call us pedants but we know better.
I'm working on weaning myself off. Step one has been trying to stop wincing every time someone says 'different to'.
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James, I think the word around these parts is "pendant" if I 'm not mistaken...
Pendant. I like the way you used ellipses to leave it hanging.
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James, Did you note the part in the delightful film 'Spellbound' (about the strange but wonderful phenomenon that is the spelling bee), where the girl who won the national event got back to her home town to find a large sign up saying 'CONGRADULATIONS' ...
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I'm working on weaning myself off. Step one has been trying to stop wincing every time someone says 'different to'.
Emma, I'm sorry, it's genetic. You cannot stop worrying about these things.
And if you can then it's probably the end of civilization.
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I also hate it when sports commentators say that a player / team "lacks intestinal fortitude", when they mean "internal fortitude".
Since when do intestines have to be brave ?When you're trying not to shit yourself? I've always thought that one curiously apt.
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Foremost amongst the many language crimes perpetrated by sports commentators ...
They might also like to consider reinstating the verb 'to be' instead of phrasing every sentence as though it's a photo caption. If they edited the word 'obviously' from every sports hero's interview utterances, they'd still have ample spare bulletin time for the words 'are' and 'is'.
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__I also hate it when sports commentators say that a player / team "lacks intestinal fortitude", when they mean "internal fortitude".
Since when do intestines have to be brave ?__When you're trying not to shit yourself? I've always thought that one curiously apt.
It's a fancy way of saying "guts".
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Sorry this brief clip misses the H word, but these guys are the first thing I think of when I hear it - and fitting given Mr Carlin's recent departure:
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Carol, I saw Spellbound. We'd taken our young daughter to see a movie - any movie; it was the school holidays. We saw the name Spellbound and thought it might be some child-pleasing magic or witchy thing. It wasn't. I didn't see the sign, CONGRADULATIONS. I wsih I had. I think young daughter might have been complaining at that stage about there not being enough magic, witchery etc.
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I think what most people need here is closure.
On a fairly different note I saw a T-Shirt at Victoria Park Markets earlier today that simply said
"I shaved my balls for this?".I've been trying to suppress out loud laughter ever since.
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I do quite like the black-singleted understatement of 'pretty fucking average'.
Weird, I never took it to mean what you've all described it as. I always figured it meant "the all-players average" not their individual ones. By which I mean if Dan Cater only scores 3 points instead of his average of 20 (a figure I really must look up one day) then he's down to being an "average" player rather than the world's best first-five.
Although it has to be said, sports commentary is not the place to go for the best in language.
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I believe the "intestinal fortitude" was an intentional over-complication (for comedy value) of the term "guts"
being brave = having guts. guts are intestines.... etc.
Just like "testicular fortitude" gets exchanged for "having balls".
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On a fairly different note I saw a T-Shirt at Victoria Park Markets earlier today that simply said
"I shaved my balls for this?".My favorite for the year remains Martin W's "The Pope touched me Down Under".
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In tee slogans, I quite like "I wish these were brains".
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James, er yes, 'Spellbound' was aimed at pedants rather than small children. I was very taken by its social insights, but watching with a small fidgety one wouldn't have been fun.
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Don't forget to have a good whinge about "literally", which is getting a good mauling these days. I read a vanity piece in the Herald recently where a woman sang the virtues of her Austin Mini, which "literally runs on the smell of an oily rag". Gotta get me one of those.
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Emma
Step one has been trying to stop wincing every time someone says 'different to'.
Soon you'll be indifferent to it
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In tee slogans, I quite like "I wish these were brains".
I like 'if you can read this, you're staring at my tits'.
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I like 'if you can read this, you're staring at my tits'.
I hate those - "Uh... she'll think I'm staring at her tits."
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It's a form of entrapment! :)
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Yikes! http://www.volnation.com/images/jorts.jpg
When did they stop being cut off jeans?
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It's a form of entrapment! :)
Duh.
My ultimate goal is one that says 'if you can read this you're too close', in Braille.
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