Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • OnPoint: Budget 2010: What’d you expect?,

    Eating babies is just so last year. Pickled kakapo is the only dish for the serious connoisseur.

    what happened to the Black Robin Egg Omelette?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • OnPoint: Budget 2010: What’d you expect?,

    No, because these people, the non-aspirational, are the problem. They're not getting rich and wonderful. They're not people, in the sense that media needs people it can identify with.

    can we have their oxygen then, please...

    those guys working on converting sewerage to biodiesel are smart cookies.

    converting pipes n drains to fuel,
    now that is clever...
    :- )

    re NZ borrowing... this $240 million NZ borrows every week, some naive questions perhaps,
    but...
    who do we borrow it from?
    and where do they get it from?
    and how much is the interest?
    and why aren't we all tightening our belts more?

    and can I have one of these 190,000 new jobs ...please

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Reporting Afghanistan,

    ...renters being driven out to starve in the hedgerows.

    We still have hedgerows!?
    Luxury!

    But... I'd still be worried
    about spray drift or being
    crushed by irrigation machines...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • 2010: The Cultural YTD,

    Smarter than the average beer?

    oh poohpooh!
    That is a boo-boo!
    (oops double-pundipping,
    sorry ref!)

    Now can we have coffins
    that are bier-crates?

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  • 2010: The Cultural YTD,

    Smarter than the average beer?

    ...which used to be a sleazy, bear soaked dive

    the perils of boo-boutique "bruin" ?
    ;- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: What we have really lost,

    Cheney ring a bell?

    Joyce does have that special Quasimojo...

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  • 2010: The Cultural YTD,

    Thirst is... well, disturbing!

    I may have drunk too deep at the well of dislocation/identity confusion fiction

    and who's at the bottom of your well?
    dip into the Lost Literary Links
    and here's the bucket list!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: Cup of Tea and a new Electoral System,

    Barred Brains?

    ...nasty little prions.

    Perhaps we could privatise these prions?

    ...watch here as Hall & Oates deliver an impassioned plea for privatising the prison surveillance system...

    from wikipedia with (my additions)

    Pri(s)ons are hypothesized to infect and propagate by refolding abnormally into a structure which is able to convert normal molecules of the protein (prisoner) into the abnormally structured form.

    hmmm, sounds like a recipe for penal dysfunction
    ...this can't end well...

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  • 2010: The Cultural YTD,

    We're limited only by our imagination. Seems that the limit is not as unlimited as first thought. It's a given that we have to write about a future that we can engage with. I doubt the real future will be like that. I certainly doubt our ability to predict anything, given the hilarity of old science fiction.

    I'm enjoying Bruce Sterling's The Caryatids*,
    it's a predicted future, 2060, I can believe in...
    ..thus far, guess I won't see it myself.

    *2009 novel though, not 2010

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • 2010: The Cultural YTD,

    Speaking of Boy, would it be too impolitic to express a little less than unfettered enthusiasm at Poi E threatening to become the song of 2010?

    Boy(le) E?

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