Posts by Riddley Walker
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m, that's my real name sake. the book wasn't written then, so i guess that other RW is named after me.
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Von Krankenhausen turned to Kadife and enquired menacingly
vK: and what is your name Missy. And what is that pink thing? -
fired all my people and hired hamsters
oh for god's sake. I AM NOT WORKING WITH HAMPSTERS.
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you're in luck, there's a surplus of short camels at the moment.
The air was redolent with the smell of Purple Spirit as the stuffed aligator made its pitiful attempt to conceal the G.
Von Krankenhausen, one of the Gesteno's most notoriously sadistic enforcers, allowed himself a chilling sneer.vK: To whom does this belong, hmm? Or should I say, to What? You are of course aware of the penal consequences of having such things, no?
P1: (whispering to P2) the last time I spoke to Deborah, she said she felt liberated.. perhaps...
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your wish is my command Overlord. i have no desire to sniff the chill winds of Peru.
this pox ridden hairless guinea pig is not worthy of your brotherhood - but i'm not complaining, it's not like worthiness has stopped me in the past.Eusa, that figurine, btw, is actually a webcam and mic. make sure you put a hanky over it next time you have any "special guests". Have got some particularly choice lettuce and imported straw set aside for this arvo, you're in for a treat.
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i think the reference was to Cold Water Surf. cleanliness is next to godliness my son.
i once witnessed a guy getting whacked in Milan, just outside the train station. keep your beady eyes peeled Eusa, and watch out for those Milanese finger puppets, the stitching unravels as soon as you look at it.
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i knew the figurines would be trouble. will send you some spare inspiration via pigeon courier - keep an eye out for one with mollymawk eyes (i think he's skimming the merchandice).
Rob oh evil servant of The Bishop - no of course you're not fired. we can't let talent like that go, i will talk to The Overlord and seek his merc y.
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they are majic pills Eusa, and you're just jealous of the things they help me see.
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i fear also that this "Rob" may have been touched by the Bishop's Staff for his ability to cloud the eyes of loyal servants such as myself.
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Merc, I am glad that your powers of perception are not completely infallible
so vile a cosmic travesty has never before befouled mine eyes. i long to rip them from their sockets. do not reign your terrible wrath upon one so unworthy of your attentions oh Overlord.