Posts by Riddley Walker

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  • Cracker: Flashback,

    ffs guys! i've been out at the site all day and all i could find was some guy in an armani suit insisting he wasn't rich, singing some Split Endz song and handing out muesli bars to the two people in the neighbourhood wearing trackpants.
    and my ears are ringing from the pong out there.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: Claims,

    Russell, I so wish we had real journalists like yourself in the msm.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Hard News: Claims,

    the sole reference to "payback" in this discussion so far has been misapplied. there are other contexts, like in relation to Broad, where it might be used more illuminatingly.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    nice E, the fish and chip angle works.
    perhaps the potatoe carvers carve potatoes because of the Man's strangle hold on the G machines, thus they are doomed to produce their own media only by way of potatoe prints; battling against the comparatively high speed output G machines of their oppressors; an infernal struggle that, like Sysiphus, they cannot win but they dare not give up.
    and beneath all the fish and chips, all the Kumara and new world potatoe variants, the real struggle to get hold of a new high-speed printing potatoe that will threaten the hegemony of the G men.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    for God's sake Rob, DO NOT let those gnomes out of your sight till i get there!
    the site looks very very good. i feel excited in my waters. i like the deutschetechno und die EuroCash ref - never hurts to be really klar mit dem volk. after what i saw, "Milo's taste for carrion pigeons" (things go off pretty fast in BK) may be closer to the truth, but overall it looks fair to me.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    great news about the first payment m. and early Maori potatoes are excellent, the best ever.
    i for one am sick to death of people not living by their unstated words so i am glad to see you're holding someone accountable. if only more would. our man with The Copier Knowledge has been getting swiped at by dudsforjaundice elsewhere. i have several unstated potato allusions for him too but they're still half-baked.
    m, can you channel Andy so he can act as our style consultant when we get really rich and famous? it ain't easy being pink, bald and as cool as the Velvets you know.

    btw, a flock of pigeons bedecked with 9mm bandoliers came to me in my dreams last night. they were at peace and bore no resentment.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    lest we forget Eusa, lest we forget.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    send it along as soon as you've savaged the mushrooms.
    do the gnomes have a union?

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  • Cracker: Flashback,

    send me the papers and i'll get it sorted, with m's approval of course (i think he's still in the cave with the Chermans).

    pls don't mention this to Milo, i don't know if i can look him in the eye after what happened in BK.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    i like the title.

    i hear the Damian was mentioned in mediawatch on this fine morning in reference to the initial plot-line of this thread. should we start pretending to be grown-up for a while? newbies who google to here may be a little confused by the turns this thread has taken.
    i vote NO. perhaps we could have a bitey potato printing dog high on meths somewhere?

    am heading up to the site now. i hear K will be wearing a potato sack, which has got to be stimulating. my carving skills are poor but my knawing is excellent. have sharpened teeth accordingly.

    m, will be needing plenty of quinine. the gin and tonic doesn't seem to be cutting it on the malaria front. the cave vision is excellent. it reminds me of where the green ants dream.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

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