Posts by Alien Lizard (anag)

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  • Cracker: Go Figure,

    surely it would be
    "fvckin cvnt"
    ...when in Rome and all that

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Start with your conclusion,

    shill be right... mate
    if you catch my grift....

    If I had a joke about 'long cons' and 'pizza,' I would be making it now.
    Someone make it for me, please.

    I'm going for gold, but may only achieve
    a "long con silver"... (or "bunko bronze")

    Step right up folks...
    Hustle on down to Ponzi Pizzas
    - the baseless large slice takeaway!
    Investigate our reliable sauces
    and flim-flame-seared toppings.
    Our scampi don't come the raw prawn
    with anyone - mark my words!
    rip off a piece of the action now!

    </fast phew>

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Start with your conclusion,

    ...who works for the Foundation for the Blind and performs the audio recordings of 'Investigate.'

    would that then make it a double blind experiment?

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Do Want?,

    As we increasingly depend on these new devices for storage of Photos, Videos, Music, Books, Television, Magazines, Research Papers etc, the responsibility for the long term integrity of 'data' needs to be taken seriously, or it will all become so many random bits in the ether before we know what's hit us.

    Eggs. Basket.

    Baskeggset.

    Omelet... it be

    it's all ova when something
    wicker this way comes

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Cracker: Of Racks and Ratings,

    Rack and ruin... J.C. the second coming?
    surely Campbell Live should be feted for
    keeping us abreast of beach behaviour
    - foreshore, foreshore!...
    Thanklessly fleshing out the bare bones
    of current (or at least tidal) affairs...
    and as we all know, topless women
    are an omen - but not necessarily
    the shape of things to come...

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Cracker: Go Figure,

    How will they figure out their viewer figures once more people get Tivo or MySky boxes (or similar devices)?
    Especially if some of them can skip ads...

    and what about the on-demand viewer traffic
    (topless sunworshippers as a case in point)

    anyway current TV seems to be too many Chefs
    and not enough Indies for my liking...
    (though Doctor Who and the anagram
    starting soon is good!)

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Do Want?,

    I suppose I'll have to 'lubricate it' eventually

    NASA swears by Sperm whale oil
    - doesn't freeze in space
    (I heard on the radio at the weekend)

    Maybe that's what the Japanese whalers
    are really doing...
    ...Keeping the land-'lubers' running

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Do Want?,

    is it too Luddite
    to posit in this thread that
    electricity and proprietary
    machines and systems
    are possibly an
    evolutionary dead end?

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Do Want?,

    Graffiti spotted in Chch today:
    The best things in life
    - aren't things!

    and sometimes they are free

    vis-a-vis - a new Free Magazine - called
    Tally Ho - launches tonight (friday 29) in Christchurch
    with an early-start all-ages gig
    at Franz Tormers (where the Green Party and Sammy's used to be in Bedford Row)
    Featuring Nevernudes (AK), The Body Lyre (Welli) and Ouch My Face (Melbourne), it’s going to be a night to remember! Doors open 7pm starts 7.30 - 8ish - a mere $10.
    support emerging young talent...

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

  • Hard News: Do Want?,

    Der WeirdMac or the Apple Desert "Core"...
    that's not a very PC er, review...
    I mean sure IBM tabulated the camps...

    what will the RSA say?
    no Macs for Auckland Grammar
    or Lincoln then?

    The Arrrgh Complex • Since Jan 2010 • 158 posts Report

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