Posts by Jolisa

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  • Hard News: Doing anything Thursday?,

    And to think I never even got that pony Russell promised everyone. Jeez.

    Check the mailbox. Mine's coming by Fedex... At least, that's what Russell told me, and he's very reliable.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Up Front: Keeping it Weird: A Night Out…,

    Genius, Emma. It's David H in a bottle. [Laughs nervously, in case the rest of us are next].


    So Bob's ditched the uke for the banjo? That's totally bad-ass.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Busytown: Tweet as,

    That surely was translated by google. Either that, or please don't make fun of foreigners making the effort to write in your stupid language. Smiley face.

    Oh, I don't think even google translation could come up with something so painfully beautiful and funny. Smiley face indicating genuine uncomical appreciation of beautifully humorous things done to overly familiar syntax of own language by non-native speakers, amplified by wry memory of having more than once caused similar artful and amusing contortions in other people's languages to similar unintentional comic effect. (Gosh, I love emoticons, they really save on the typing.)

    But mainly I was just amused by the content, not the form, honest.

    Are we getting anywhere with emoticons for "tut" and [eyeroll]?

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Busytown: Tweet as,

    Tuttering and wittering? Now I'd join those

    Jackie, you mean tuttering and wittering at the same time ? Although I guess that's what these forums are for, eh...

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Busytown: Tweet as,

    It's poetry in motion:

    "sometimes
    I FEEL like to cry becase by myself, nobody have close to me, i ask to jesus why, i ask also why heidimontag has album hurt my ear"

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Busytown: Tweet as,

    That's lovely! Have they deliberately timed it to the average resting pulse rate, as well? It feels like somehow taking the emotional pulse of the (twittering) world....

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Hard News: Imagining Auckland: no…,

    A friend of mine says his autobiography will be called My Indecision is Final . If he can make up his mind to actually write it.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Hard News: Onwards and upwards,

    Craig from Wellington says:

    It is offensive for a man to look at a woman with glaring masculine features.

    It's the grammar I find so delightful. If Craig from Wellington glared at me with his masculine features, I would indeed be offended.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Hard News: Onwards and upwards,

    I wasn't quite seeing the Paul Lynde resemblance but then I watched this. Full-on Paul Henry impersonation starts at 30 seconds. The gestures! The giggle! The hair, as well!

    Ben, good luck with that review. More than your gig is worth to do some special effects on pictures of your host? Like, I dunno, a literal dick-head?

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

  • Hard News: Onwards and upwards,

    Ta for le TKO, Jolisa. Morning rev-up. :)

    My 3 year old is bopping around, 100% convinced that the lyrics are T-O-B-Y!

    Auckland, NZ • Since Nov 2006 • 1472 posts Report

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