Posts by pollywog
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Omarama straight... Of course this is where the cow cubicles are going to be (slightly out of sight though)
fuck cow cubicles ! bill gates needs to build a climate changed city of the future up there... logans run style:)
side note: best lamb shanks i ever ate was from the omarama pub and you havent lived until youve consumed a jimmys pie from roxburgh
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if i was young and gay i'd have been playing rugby from day one and seeing how far i could go cos c'mon, rugby players are hot and rugged and steamy in a way soccer players are not.
i mean true or false...sebastian chabal is PHWOOOOOARRRR!!!
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i dont know that there would be sequels or prequels to 'avatar' and i'm hoping it's just cameron talking shit. i can understand the ease in capitalising on the technology that exists and churn out a couple more films but unless it was envisioned as trilogy then why bother? i'd hate to see it fall apart like the second matrix.
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Aucklander = wanker. Southerner = parochial halfwits. Wellingtonians = miserable, trench coated, civil servant trudging through the sleet and hail between anonymous governmental office jobs and overdrowded boarding houses in Mt Vic run by ageing alcoholic mad women.
west coaster = six fingered inbred. makes for fast typists :P
i dunno if such a thing exists already but if i were to write a book it'd be 'classic kiwi piss trips'. I'd love to spend a few days in each region hanging out with a true local and doing a 'piss trip' with them. Not the visit the local wineries shit either. I'm talking out of the way pubs with character and history.
Coming from milton sth otago. every now and then we'd see how far we could get up through central, stopping off for a handle/jug at every pub before we got too trashed and had to turn around again. I can't remember the exact order but it went something like lawrence, millers flat, beaumont, raes junction, ettrick, roxburgh, alex, cromwell, clyde.
one time we did it with the entire AC/DC collection in a beat up valiant. Of course we only ever got to alexandra once, cos cromwell was a hole even back then. nowadays i 'd be scratching to make it to ettrick unless i was knocking back schooners.
funny thing about going back is, i still get the evils in the pub from people i had beef with back in school so even now have to watch my back when taking a piss.
There's still a sneaker/shoe fence round about Waihola-
ahhh...waihola. i knew a girl from there once. hottest thing in school. she'd transferred to toko high from clutha. turns out we had an unknown thing for each other but were both too shy to do much about it. we both didnt even go to the school ball cos we didnt want to go with anyone else but couldnt ask each other out.*sigh*
i suppose i could face book her but i dont do facebook and i'd hate to see what she looked like now anyway cos ummm...i'm not the young man i used to be and if shes aged anything like my other old mates from milton then i'd rather not spoil the memory:)
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no one is really from Wanaka, I don't think they allow births there, just tourists.
heh...i had to turn down the gig this year cos of work commitments in welli but...
http://pollywannacracka.blogspot.com/2007/05/festival-of-coloureds_4836.html
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cheers russell. up your bum as we like to say down south when toasting bevies...
heres some musical things that have stood out for me this year. if you like your electronic beats hard, fast, dark, aggy, mostly sans vocals, guitar and any of that girly angsty stuff then you'll love...
king cannibal - let the night roar
reso - temjin epif you like em stripped back and dubby. go for rob smith from bristol's classic 90's remix outfit smith and mighty's latest incarnation...
RSD - good energy (a singles collection)
on the poppy side of things.
N-dubz - against all odds
on the local front. you gotta like what pieter-t is doing in the fine tradition of polyfunk'n' r'n'b.
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i'm going to enact the classic kiwi yeah/nah on your ass philipmathews.
yeah i hear what youre saying but nah you got it all wrong. is it so hard for you to accept what happens in, and the stories from, your own backyard without looking to validate it by comparison to some foreign story of colonisation ?
can you not see its an NZ movie made by NZers in NZ. the loss of land and culture isnt native american, it's polynesian. just accept your race based guilt, get over it and allow yourself to be assimilated into our traditional world view.
resistance is futile:)
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the thing is, if youre lucky we'll call you a wanker within earshot as a form of advice, otherwise we just walk off while you're busy talking shit...cos thats how we role:)
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i dont dine on the swine so the x-mass ham thing doesnt do it for me.
they year itself started good, got a bit shit in the middle, picked up towards the end and is still picking up.
musically, i mourned the death of hiphop, the passing of michael jackson and the homogenisation of dubstep.
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i hate to be the one to tell you this derek, but if you're from dorkland its a case of, once a wanker always a wanker. play your cards right, keep your nose clean, cos us southerners dont like eatarses and you might get elevated to the status of good bastard or the more desirable good cunt, but i'm afraid wanking's in the blood. so if your family haven't spilt any on southern land since time began then the only hope is that your progeny can atone and become unwanked.