Posts by Riddley Walker
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yes yes hired hired. actually Rob it was my project all along.
m is really my PA, he just likes to pretend and i humour him because well, he has this german thing - so don't sign ANYTHING with him... i'll send one of my people over in the next half hour. -
THE GESTETNER CODE
noice.
let's get a copy of Catch 22, change all the nouns, most of the articles, and a few of the prepositions. that should confuse them long enough for us to make a get away.
hamishm, with those legs, you're providing the transport. -
ok, i understand.
Maybe we need to try and be a little more factual?
LOOK AWAY m! that's just more of Satan's tricks! remeber the Density Manual, rub it liberally over your body if necessary.
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hhe can tell...
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d o n ' t l o o k d i r e c t l y a t h i m
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that'll learn AIDS
yeah, should have stuck with rich white people.
it has largely slipped off the front pages
and hence too the non-existence of any body responsible for world poverty, msm manipulation of politics, or non-competitive anti-democratic msm ownership
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looking entirely... n o r m a l now...
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maybe we'll get a Pull It Surprise?
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i'm surprised you were surprised he was surprised.
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here's a good one
Until last week, I had been in two minds about Bradford’s bill, but I unexpectedly worked it out in less than three seconds. My five-year-old daughter bit me on the leg and I smacked her on the arm. We were both shocked – me because I had never before been bitten, she because she had never before been smacked. I expect that neither of us will be again, certainly not by each other, because my guess is that she will never again bite someone. It would be ridiculous for me to be charged with assault. If I was, I would argue self-defence. My striking her was utterly instinctive, in the way that, say, robbing a bank or poisoning your husband’s mistress is not.
Perhaps my daughter will require years in therapy as a teenager to get over it, but she might get a discount rate with her elder sister, who has never been smacked but seems to equate her after-school French lessons with child abuse.
Listener, 10 Mar 2007