Posts by Riddley Walker
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it was Eusa that started it. don't listen m.
and i think Kadife is into figurine trafficking. -
eeek, that is a scarey bunny.
it wasn't me m, the others made me do it. they said we could 'work around you'. i tried to tell them you'd be unhappy but they obviously just got blinded by the $$$.i think the blond flemmish bunny has a lot of 'talent', especially if we can talk her into ear reduction surgery. i knew nobody could resist. she could be like our Yoko. Eusa, don't be sore, i know of a very fetching finger puppet you may be interested in <salacious wink>.
Kadife, most of the nz actors are too lifeless and stiff for what we need. do you know any talented figurines we could hire? preferably porcelain, but i'm willing to go latex if needs be.
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ja ja, mit shaden freuden lichtenstienen. merc ist schoen mit de schoenberg und lieden mit de hosen. oom pa oom pa.
aber nicht mit de boomen boomen merc! -
ach du lieber merc, raus!
rob, hang on a minute. don't touch those mushromms. that's not chocolate either. i've just been on the phone to the accountants and they want lots of RTDs and iPods in as many shots as poss for product placement because that's what all the kids are buying apparently. and they said there aren't enough women or 'stupid quirky guys like Kramer' in it, so we'll need to write some of those in.
hang on a minute. what do you mean by "Writing is not the role"?
of course we need flattery and pampering (but no fluffing for me thanks, can't speak for m), but the more obfuscated the plot the better, shirley?
and i know you said no flemmish, but take a look at this comely bunny, surely you'd be very happy, yes? -
being from a haemophiliac, the congealing is taking a while...
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hmm, i read it as "Are we not all cyclists?"
tis of no matter.
don't mention the money contracty stuff to m, he hates that kind of thing. -
consider them bled, signed, and congealed.
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excellleeent. dear, dear robert.
now don't open the door if it's m, just pretend you're like asleep or on the toilet or something. your offer to handle the money is very kind, but i fear they might take advantage of your self-abnegating self, so i'll look after all that boring stuff.
you just concentrate on the writing. -
Rob?
Rob....?
he's there already isn't he. -
good idea Rob. i'm in it for the art too.
will have 911 and girlfriend there within the hour. antwerpers ok?