Posts by Megan Wegan
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to David Haywood,
– a hell-raiser and ne’er-do-well, living on the edge of the law.
Dude. Way to make me spit coffee all over my computer screen.
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to David Haywood,
On further reflection, so do I. That way she’ll prove to us, once and for all, that she’s not chicken.
I have often felt, in my correspondence with her over Twitter, that she is a bit chicken.
That's right, Gracewood. I'm calling you out. (Even though you were very lovely and sent me virtual mince pies yesterday.)
Thank you very much!
S'OK. I recently referred to you to someone in my workplace as The Nicest Man In The World, and said it's your official title. (Also, when I am down at Xmas, you and your lovely lady are joining is at the pub, kay?)
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to David Haywood,
I’m well wrong about the innocent meaning of ’twat’.
You continue to be held in my high esteem, though.
I think Jolisa should still do it.
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to David Haywood,
Incidentally, it is for this reason that I have advised Jolisa Gracewood (on the occasion when she next meets a nun) to ask the question: “May I please see your twat?” It will be fine, Jolisa, I promise you.
David, you are about my favourite person in the world, right now.
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Also, I’m a ‘twat to rhyme with hat’ person.
Same. A bunch of people pronouncing it twot last week completely threw me.
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Am I really the only one who doesn’t particularly like ‘twatcock’? While I’m normally in full favour of creative obscenity, it just does nothing for me. Plus, it sounds a bit too much like ‘spatchcock’ for me.
As general obscenity goes, no. I mean, it's no f*&knuckle. Or knobend, even.
But for this particular community, it is unparalleled in its excellence.
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So if one of you is the other’s alibi for a heinous crime…?
I think the word you are looking for is when, not if.
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to Emma Hart,
hah, Snap!
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I look forward to seeing the press release being published in Sideswipe after “twatcock” wins in a canter.
Emma and I discussed this when I was down in Christchurch just recently.
"it's totally going to be twatcock, though, isn't it?"
"Poor Russell, having to put out a press release with 'the Public Address Word of the Year is something unprintable and unbroadcastable', though."
"I know"...
<evil cackling>
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Hard News: The Public Address Word of…, in reply to Robyn Gallagher,
Documenting the members of the sets Twat, Cock and the intersection Twatcock. The absolute complement of the union of these may also be remarked upon.
Awesome.