Posts by andrew llewellyn
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Get a "Beware of the Pitbull" sign.
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Whereabouts is the charming Meurant at the moment anyway?
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Mind you, in my suburb the Glen takes all the hits & surrounding streets are ignored - if you stand at the Glen entrance to the Bot gardens on Halloween & look up, it looks like hordes of army ants in fancy dress heading down one side of the street & back up the other.
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Next year we padlocked the gate
A "beware oif the dog" sign works well. Last year we bought kilos of fruitbursts... at the end of the evening we had kilos of fruitbursts left.
This year, we had chubba chups. We still do.
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You don't want to end up with anyone's testicles stuffed in your mouth.
Not that there's anything wrong wioth that of course.
I recall a Tom Scott cartoon in the Listener which had a fly proudly navigate from one of Meurant's ears to the other, emerging with a defiant "Didn't touch the sides!".
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SUV owners were vain, arrogant, stupid and insecure.
None taken Paul. Because really, it's my wife's.
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So he goes into the den where the piano is. Stomps up and down the keyboard till someone comes to feed him.
Ha! Our ginga cat does that too.
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("I haven't seen you in a while Hadyn, where have you been?" "Why do you think you've gained weight Hadyn?")
Ahaha! No comeback possible?
"What are you talking about, HAL?"
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I will be very disappointed if that doesn't appear in The Crepes of Roth.
I was originallly thinking that it should have a recipe in every chapter - and any other rip off buttons I can think of and push.
Recipes with a "depression" flavour - sauteed cat, hot rats on a stick, roadkill flambe. That sort of thing.