Posts by andrew llewellyn

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  • Hard News: God's squads,

    So why don't they call him an arse-kisser then...?

    Dad4justice is too PC.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: Punk'd?,

    while the Springbok Tour was their Les Mis moment

    I read that as "their Les Mills moment" and was briefly very confused.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: God's squads,

    I notice that Farrar happily cites the endorsement of National by Jones and Tuigamala without referencing their rather anti-gay views.

    Cactus Kate makes up for it.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    Anyway, a new policy statement: Halloween isn't Satanic.

    Our 16 year old (had a halloween party and) redefined the conventions by dressing as a angel.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    Yes, I can see it now:

    Me cruising down the suburban streets in my 10-seater mini-van at 3 kmph, pulling up alongside groups of young children, calling out "Hey kid - do you want some lollies?

    Well, I was thinking you might transport your own & your friends' kids, but hey, live dangerously if you like :)

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    One year I actually saw the mini-van pull up, park on the corner, and all the kids came rolling out while Dad remained in the car listening to talkback.

    What I suggest is, next year you hire a mini bus or three, & transport a shit load of kids from all over the region to the top of the Glen in Kelburn & just let them troop down & back. The Glen residents will never notice (I think people from Karori do it anyway each year).

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    What do they give thanks for anyway?

    Smallpox.

    I was vacillating between giving thanks to the native americans for saving them from starving over the first few winters, or for giving the native americans a range of diseases to suffer from for generations.

    The latter seemed a bit mean of me, but is that what you're suggesting?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: Granny for Sale,

    People in the know, riddle me this: what are the chances (realistically) that he won't get re-elected?

    Slim to nothing, I'm afraid. He really does command the respect of his electorate, as an electorate MP.

    So I'm told by everyone I know who lives there (except for the wife oif the National party candidate last election, she wasn't so impressed).

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    Alternatively: how about spending ten dollars in sweets and five seconds each with your kids' neighbours per year, you tight-arse philistines?

    They're perfectly welcome to come spend 5 seconds with me!

    Well, if they're happy to chance the "Beware of the pack of starving rottweiler/pitbull crosses" sign, they are.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Cracker: A Halloween story too cute not…,

    (Also, I say adopt Thanksgiving! You get to eat lots of great things, and no one expects gifts or goes door to door.)

    What do they give thanks for anyway?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

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