Posts by David Slack

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  • Random Play: Rock Follies,

    and Mike Stevens reminds us that before Dave Dobbyn became a Republican his previous great single was . . . "Royal".

    To Dobbyn's lasting regret, Kevin Roberts persuaded him to make a special version for the Bush family: Oyal

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Summer Holiday,

    Here you go Ben, just for you:


    Another Christmas Day,
    another disappointment.

    It was sunny
    for three minutes,
    but now it’s grey again.
    Soon it will rain.

    My drunk uncle
    has started his lame jokes.

    And couldn't they,
    just once,
    just once in their ridiculous lives,
    have listened properly
    when they asked
    what I’d like
    for Christmas?

    As if I would
    ever
    want anyone
    to tickle me.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: A little patch of turf,

    he IS the spitting image of the guy who's been painting the neighbour's house for the last 3 years

    Run Skippy, run!

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: A little patch of turf,

    If you prefer your notorious murderers to look a little less like the neighbour, check out this interview with Charles Manson.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Losing the billboard plot,

    It's not a matter of "stick" - its a matter of making people pay the full cost of their activites. Cutting down trees without planting replacements imposes a cost on the planet, and (thanks to Kyoto) on the government. This is a classic case of an externality, and the classic solution is to make the person responsible pay for it.

    Okay, what about this: but for those existing plantations, the planet and Kyoto takes a bigger hit. What recognition do they get for the benefit they already contribute?

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Word of the Year 2006,

    Apologies to everyone who struck this problem. I've fixed it, and yes, ' bling' is now in there.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Cracker: Rate my Date,

    I'm Leonardo de Caprio. I played that pilot you saw on TV last week.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: Doing the Rounds,

    I don't know, Craig. Jim Bolger was in the cabinet of the Government that let the tour proceed, but it didn't seem to hang very heavily around his kneck. Certainly not when he was signing the Tainui settlement.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Stop Making Cents,

    10 credits to Kent as well, whose inadvertent "u" in flamboyant suggests a useful new word: if you can cheerfully ignore a stream of bitter and twisted postings, are you flamebuoyant?

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Stop Making Cents,

    10 credits to DJ_Krysus, Achvd wth xcllnce

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

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