Posts by Jeremy Andrew
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Did anyone else think "Jonestown"?
Yes, that and Centrepoint.
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People who own cars with an insignia cover for the boot keyhole, but leave the cover flicked up ALL THE TIME
Yes! Bloody Nissan Bluebird owners...
Plus, on a related whinge, people in front of you in a queue with the tag sticking out the back of their shirt neck - can't ignore it, risk a slapped face if you tuck it back in for them...People who say 'exscape'
and nucular, and aluminum (I know that one's a legitimate dialectical difference, but I don't care).
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Journey instead of "my time on this 'reality' show".
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Or this one
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Well, if he were salmon, maybe...
Well, I always thought there was something fishy about him...
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United Future should be something like... who's a kind of crossover, mildly Christian, shittily average band?
Creed.
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My son's name is Corbin, which is old english for Raven, the first question my grandmother asked was "does he have black hair then?".
Nope. Ginger.If I had a buck for every old lady who said "oooh, what lovely hair, who does he get that from?"...
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Well my ginger comes from my (cuckulding) Scottish ancestry, first one to comment gets a big kiss - a Glasgow kiss. ;-)
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I'd start on one of the Greens; the younger one
Ain't it a shame Nandor retired...<insert smoked meat/green MP/hash cookie joke here>
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Jeremy, you know fuckshit about weka - that is the *pukeko* recipe.
Actually, I think you're right there, its the pukeko tastes like mud - the weka is the tasty one, almost as good as wood pigeon, right up there with roast kiwi, not quite as subtle a flavour as kakapo though.
Boiled Pig's Head
The first time I took my wife (my girlfriend at the time) down to meet my dad, he'd just finished making brawn. Since she was keen to make a good impression, she sat down to lunch and ate it with a smile (a fixed, teeth-gritted smile, that now I think about it, looked a little like a grimace).