Posts by David Slack

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  • Island Life: Keynote speaker: Paula…,

    Nat, may I ask what it costs to hire a school for a conference?

    I'm talking about this on the radio next week.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: They can see your house from here,

    Aidan, does that mean the farm runs from Makino Road through to Kimbolton Road? Might I know them?
    The long way was a great ride on a sunny morning, and the winding roads were a lot more enjoyable than one long straight one. And riding up Cheltenham Hill was an excellent fitness challenge.

    Teenagers think they're immortal. I was entirely unperturbed by cars hurtling around corners, and I enthusiastically soaked up the slipstream of truck and trailer units.

    Ian, if you explore the science too adroitly I risk having my fetish exposed.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: They can see your house from here,

    (I suppose that's how you fended off all the girls...)

    Yes, fending them off was a big problem, me being so un-inclined to freakishness and all.

    you must have been helluva fit as a kid

    Got my licence, started smoking. The rest you know.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: They can see your house from here,

    or are you both (ahem) bullshitting me??

    Yes; and no. Not on the way to school. We had shoes.

    But on a cold winter morning, with time on your hands, and nothing on your feet....

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: They can see your house from here,

    Holy crap, David, it used to take you 4 hours to walk to school?

    And because I was barefoot, I stood in cowpats to warm my feet on the way.


    10-speed bike. Which made me a freak, because no-one had them then. 20 minutes downhill, 45 up.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Hard News: They can see your house from here,

    And it was uphill all the way home.

    Luxury.

    18 km on my bike. Each way.

    Sometimes I took the long route.

    And we had cardboard box. Etc.

    Rob Hosking, feel free to clear your throat.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Unaccustomed as I am,

    I claim no school

    Not even Old?

    "It's a little thing called cadence", huh?

    In this instance, mostly paracetamol. When I go back upstairs to lie down, by the way, I'm going to read some more of those splendid stories about Don Camillo, thanks very much.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: And some with a fountain pen,

    Because when a man holds a thing well-made...

    Look, over there, in the back seat of that White Valiant!
    Crustacean Angst!

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Unaccustomed as I am,

    like it was the best thing that ever happened to them

    It punctured certitude. I found that valuable.
    It commanded attention. I was in need of that.
    It demonstrated the elusive nature of an answer. I still believe this to be true.

    The best thing that ever happened to me, though? No. That would be either my mother teaching me to read, or discovering Border Radio on bFM.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

  • Island Life: Unaccustomed as I am,

    Cost me nothing. Best method of teaching I ever had.

    Devonport • Since Nov 2006 • 599 posts Report

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