Posts by andrew llewellyn
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I couldn't think of a better use of a Firearms licence than making Fireworks.
One of my favourite off topics - I think that we should need explosives licenses to operate fireworks. But I also think they should be real explosives - not the wussy stuff they sell us now.
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Andrew any idea if your friend can build one that falls back into a recessed position for dogs to drop the ball in and set it off?
You have a dog that brings things back? I've assumed the term "retriever" is ironic, for labradors anyway.
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Can you point to a good YouTube sketch of theirs?
To be honest, I don't think they had any good sketches. Just the one, with different costumes. And it sucked.
BTW - many, many years ago, I reasd a biography of Morecambe & Wise (don't ask me why, I can't answer), and it transpires that when they first hooked up, the tall one with glasses was the straight man.
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Two words: Little and Large.
OK, technically 3 words.
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You don't make friends with salad, Andrew
Apparently not - check this out
"6000 slices of bread, 4000 sausages, two tonnes of meat ... and three lettuces,"
That's what I call a balanced diet!
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Off topic - but I see the Blog Posts (on the left) is updating at last - yay!
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. -
How about then:
Jolisa, are I not wrong in thinking you were...
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Nah. They just have lower standards.
And double, but hey, at least we have standards.
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It will be a different proposition by July, no doubt.
We'll be in the hot tub.