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Wow.

Everything finally makes sense.

Lady Codders is really Joanne Black who is part of an Alien Conspiracy who planted Donald Brash to prepare the ground for a messiah to be the Key to a brilliant explosion of Privatisation and good times for the chosen ones, and the steady filling of the "resort" at Gotchalomow Bay, of all those left wing Asians and Helen Lovers. You have been warned!!!.

Not a mention of the Anglosphere in your thruth revealing? Seems like they've got to you as well....

Is no one safe?

The beauty of conspiracy is it all tie together.

Marsden wasn't alone with anti Catholic politician. It would seem this extends to the Greens current position with Narchos anti-catholic ramblings on his website.

Sir Tipene (Irish & Moari) recalled the trouble he had getting a job was due to the INNA (Irish Need Not Apply) signs on the door.

Still working on the Masons trying to purify Germany into a World Power. Included are a school of Theses, an Art Teacher & Nazi, a boy soldier(during WWII), Prez Bush & the War on Terror, the stolen Billions (during WWII). All true but I've said too much.

Moari?

As I've said before - Spelling errors are a patriot expression.
We live in New Zealand not New Zeeland & the dialect difference that has resulted in the Wanganui/Whanganui debate along with the creation of names like Ngai Tahu not Kai Tahu.

When the subject in question was benighted she became Dame Debbie, not Lady Coddington. We know, as We walloped her Ourself.
Having seen so many Christmas pantomines, We well know what a Dame looks like, and We would never mistake the said subject for a lady.
Incidentally we are a Majesty, not a Highness.
E II R

Ian: I have a book of emails from John Key revealing his alien agenda. Expect publication 2Q 2008, just in time for the election.

I'll also have an entire chapter on his unique economic, transportation, and energy plans. The tax system will have only two tax brackets: HAVEs and HAVE NOTs. The HAVEs will be issued mandatory SUVs powered by biofuel produced from the rendered bodies of the HAVE NOTs. Dr Sir The Honorable St Key will have perfect fine-grained control over the environment, energy markets, economic situation, and labour market by adjusting the tax bracket cutoff. Running out of proles (or "labour shortage" as it's known in economics circles)? Push the bracket up $10k and suddenly a few HAVEs become HAVE NOTs (or, as they will be known, "92 Unleaded").

But I have already said too much ...

Nat, sorry mate, the energy plan has been pre-empted by the yanks.

If you also had read the memos, Jeremy, you'd know that Keys was given the idea by an American policy "advisor". It's yet another case of New Zealand jumping on the American bandwagon without stopping to think about our unique cultural position. Namely, we're not as fat as Americans. There's just not enough burnable lard on the average Kiwi as there is on the average Yank, and this lowers the yield and thus changes the payoff point. For this reason, Keys will target the recent Labour party reforms of school cafeterias in his first term. It's a matter of national security: the energy future of this great nation will never be secured in the hands of the nanny state.

Eric: My apologies your Majesterial Honour. Since your lads nobbled our lamb exports a few decades ago (and offed some of our boys in a WW I strategy that was just too brilliant for us down-under peasants to quite follow) we've stopped teaching the monarchy in New Zealand. Used to be that you could stop any New Zealander on the street and ask them who preceded James II to the throne and you'd get back, quick as a flash, "Charles II, mate, who died in 1685. God Bless The Queen". In fact, the Dairy Board had roving squads (Inspectors of the Dominion) who would quiz Kiwis in just such a fashion. Those who failed were deported to Australia, already known to have welcomed the ugly blight of Republicanism to its bosom.

Nowadays, stop people on the street and you're likely to be told to fuck off and snotted one, pardon my French your Ultimate Highness and Imperial Blessedness.

I remain your humble servant and tireless diligant in the labour of Her Majesty's Empirical Dominions of New Zealand and God Bless Great Britain and the United Kingdom whose awesome might shows the way to the rest of the world except France who just stand around with their cocks in their hands wittering on about Napoleon as though he hadn't been sent packing at Waterloo and fielding piss-weak rugby teams that the Dargaville Under 15s could rattle off on a weekday, may they see the sight of our backs receding towards their goal line come the World Cup as we teach them to eat the word "chokers" or whatever it is in French probably "les choquers",

N J Torkington, Esq. (Citizen of the Dominion)

Nat, it's very French, your letter as addressed to Public Address System. Once were warrior over the rainbow, I suppose.

I trust you've eaten the sausages by now and not hidden them?