Island Life by David Slack

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Island Life: Bless this House

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  • Michael Stevens,

    heh heh heh

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 230 posts Report Reply

  • dc_red,

    Gordon Copeland: absent from the House, presenting charter of new god-botherers party to breathless public.

    God: even though I am omnipotent, I know not for what John Key stands, other than delivering thee unto tax cuts.

    Oil Patch, Alberta • Since Nov 2006 • 706 posts Report Reply

  • Craig Ranapia,

    I'm sure all politicians would join in this prayer, offered up by Prince Leopold of Anhalt-Dessau on December 15, 1745 before the Battle of Kesseldorf.

    "O God, help our side, and if you can't, then at least don't help those scoundrels."

    The Prussians, under Leopold, won - your mileage may vary on how much of that can be attributed to God.

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report Reply

  • Leigh Kennaway,

    Jesus
    "I'm sorry - who are you?!?!"

    Western Bays • Since Feb 2007 • 79 posts Report Reply

  • simon g,

    Bill English:

    "May the Lord our God in His wisdom reveal His Divine Plan in all His Glory, namely to stop favouring the wayward sons of Presbyterian fathers and Jewish mothers and bloody well give the job back to someone who actually believes in Him, the ungrateful sod."

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 1333 posts Report Reply

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