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Hard News: The Beautiful Pants

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  • recordari,

    I thought it would be a brave man to comment after that. And it was ;-)

    The Hungarians call it 'Titsiko-mitsiko'. Well, that was the subtitle when we watched 'California Man' in a Hungarian cinema.

    Don't ask.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    I thought it would be a brave man to comment after that. And it was ;-)

    Hey, it's all fun and games until somebody looses an eye ;)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report Reply

  • Thomas Johnson,

    I'd be more impressed if someone could speed up a Sigur Ros and make a kick-arse pop song out of their easy-listening snore music.

    Teh Internet Delivers

    Wellington • Since Oct 2007 • 98 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel,

    Teh Internet Delivers

    chillingly Chills-like...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report Reply

  • Steve Barnes,

    Don't worry Russ, we won't be ogling your lower limbs because I can no longer set up my PVR to record Media 7. For some strange reason TVNZ has decided to change the format of the titles for "NZ Views" and does not list the full titles anymore (since 22 July anyway) so if I try to do a series record I get all progs under that banner (Talk Talk, Court Report, Back Benchers to name a few) and that just conflicts with so many others. Bugger.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report Reply

  • George Darroch,

    I lied above, this had tears streaming down my face. NMA have summarised the Australian election as only they can.

    Funny, beyond belief.

    WLG • Since Nov 2006 • 2264 posts Report Reply

  • Steve Barnes,

    Ian's post, mentioning his Mother inspired me to look at women and flying and I found this...

    1809 - Marie Madeleine Sopie Blanchard becomes the first woman to lose her life while flying - she was watching fireworks in her hydrogen balloon

    Darwin award perhaps?.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report Reply

  • David Hood,

    On Science and Technology and Communication, I thought I would pass on the link to my 12 year old daughter's Science Fair project, which has won "Best in Show" in the Otago contest.
    website area
    with the sheets that made up the project in meran_science_2010_complete.pdf

    Dunedin • Since May 2007 • 1445 posts Report Reply

  • Ian Dalziel,

    Tat-for-tit?
    @ Sofe (with the wandering i) the Titaness...

    I often think I would donate my tits to charity, if only someone would pay. :)

    seamingly the quality of your mercery is strained
    better to go with titivation than tit-evasion

    but if this is just a storm in a T cup
    well the Titannic sails at dawn
    and will breast all waves or bust...

    and remember charity begins at home...
    so a tit tithing to charity would be a charititty
    and a source of tit-elation for them
    ...he said charily...

    ...of course charivari is just a racket...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report Reply

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    @ Ian.
    I'm over my tits now. I'm on t'other thread showing off me shoes. It's a shoo in. :)

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report Reply

  • recordari,

    If you can't beat it, shoe tit?

    I mean you can't beat a tit shoe. No, wait, what I mean is you need to put a blue tit on a shoe.

    Oh, just look at the damn picture.

    ETA: Oh bloody marvellous, the primary post again. I give up.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report Reply

  • Whoops,

    IMHO best Media7 ever. None of the humour/needle of the Pam Corkey type panel, but all of the 'so what is the media's role and what are its issues' goodness that Media7 promised.

    Cheers RB

    here • Since Apr 2007 • 105 posts Report Reply

  • Venetia King,

    I'm late seeing this post but had heard a slice of the slowed-down Bieber track on Kim Hill's show this morning. I honestly thought I was listening to something new from This Mortal Coil, possibly with Elizabeth Fraser of the Cocteau Twins on vocals again.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 117 posts Report Reply

  • Ross Mason,

    Reminds me of this limerick

    There was a young girl from Rabat
    Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
    It was fun in the breeding,
    but hell in the feeding,
    as she found she had no tit for Tat.

    Upper Hutt • Since Jun 2007 • 1590 posts Report Reply

  • David Haywood,

    Ian Dalziel wrote:

    Dr Haywood is very telegenic...

    Geoff Lealand wrote:

    What about Dr Haywood's shirt? That was pretty spiffy.

    There are times that we must thank God for the gift of failing vision.

    Graeme Edgeler wrote:

    Slowing it down by 100% would mean it was stopped, right? So slowing it down by 800% must mean its backwards at 7x speed, right?

    I think they meant stretched by 800 per cent, i.e. slowed down until it was 800 per cent longer and then pitch-shifted back to the original key.

    Or, to be more precise, 800 per cent AGL.

    Dunsandel • Since Nov 2006 • 1156 posts Report Reply

  • UncleMike,

    I love the way English folks use the word "pants" to mean something crap. Not sayin your pants are "pants" Russell, in fact I think your tousers (slacks ?) looked lovely.

    Since Sep 2009 • 8 posts Report Reply

  • Jackie Clark,

    I often think I would donate my tits to charity, if only someone would pay. :)

    I like my tits, but they are getting a bit on the saggy side. Which is what my mother always warned me would happen if I persisted in being bra-less.

    Mt Eden, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 3136 posts Report Reply

  • Megan Wegan,

    I often think I would donate my tits to charity, if only someone would pay. :)

    I'm pretty sure someone would, though I doubt it'd be for the right kind of charity.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report Reply

  • Rich Lock,

    I fear that tailoring, like private whisky bottlings, has now become an occasional luxury without which I cannot do. It's a maturity thing.

    I would tend to agree that bespoke is the only way to fly, but my beer budget does not lend itself well to having champagne tastes.

    I also worry that it's inevitably the start of the slow slide down the slippery slope that ends with an upholstered leather chair by the fire at the Northern Club, and musings on how best to return that dearest of dear friends, Rodney, to his rightful seat in Epsom.

    back in the mother countr… • Since Feb 2007 • 2728 posts Report Reply

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