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Field Theory: Who won the weekend?

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  • Jimmy Southgate,

    Derby is a fast sport with very technical rules, so watching it can take a few times before you get it. A bit like rugby.

    Is there anywhere you can point me for the rules Hadyn? I looked on Wikipedia, but that only had a handful of them. I think there are rules regarding whats a legitimate pass which might clear up some of my misunderstandings regarding the score.

    Which is a bit of a cop out I admit, but in a similar way, I've been following rugby for years and don't know why the whistle is blown half the time.)

    Thats the analogy I was thinking of at the time, any newcomer to Rugby right now must have a nightmare understanding whats going on.

    Its worse when you're there live - I was at the Lions Ranfurley shield loss and there's just no way you can see from that distance what is happening at the breakdown & thus why a penalty was awarded.

    At Roller Derby you're closer, but everything happens so quick involving so many people an untrained eye can't pick anything out.

    Wellingtown • Since Nov 2006 • 103 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    Is there anywhere you can point me for the rules Hadyn?

    Here are the rules, though I don't know how easy they are to follow in this format.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    From the WFTDA rules:

    Points are announced, verbally and by hand signal, once the Jammer has cleared the pack.

    That's something I am going to have to look out for at the next bout.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    And Ben, come have a beer next time!

    I will, cheers.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • tuff bikkies,

    This is a really good article written for fans on how to watch Roller Derby http://www.bostonderbydames.com/index.cfm?cdid=11449&pid=10224 hope it helps some.

    Richter City • Since Jul 2009 • 3 posts Report Reply

  • Michael Foster,

    Another one that I thought was quite smart was "Suffer Jet gets my vote", which I was preparing to give a good cheer to, though it wasn't a contender in the end.

    Yeah, if the MCs had actually looked at us I think we would have been a shoo-in for a prize, but then I did make the sign.
    For me, the standout performer on the night was Punk Pantha (yes, even ahead of Suffer Jet), she really stepped it up. I've been really impressed by the massive improvements shown between bouts, can't wait for the next one.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2009 • 9 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    Off topic a little, look at this on the All Whites build up

    About 2:20 into it.

    Watch the pushchair. Watch the pushchair

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    Off topic a little, look at this on the All Whites build up

    About 2:20 into it.

    Watch the pushchair. Watch the pushchair

    Little hooligans!

    (Is TVNZ news often like this? "We now pointlessly cross live to Porirua where some kids are playing cricket to talk about football.")

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • Naly D,

    "We now pointlessly cross live to Porirua where some kids are playing cricket to talk about football."

    The AW's had an open training session in Porrirua from 2.30 - 5.30 yesterday, so most likely there was a media session after that. So instead of sending the reporter to a studio for a live cross, they'd do it in the field. Where the reporter was

    Wellington • Since Sep 2008 • 307 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    Watch the pushchair. Watch the pushchair

    Little hooligans!

    (Is TVNZ news often like this? "We now pointlessly cross live to Porirua where some kids are playing cricket to talk about football.")

    I saw that last night, it was crazy! I saw the kid knocked off his bike and then Amy and I just stared as it got crazier and crazier.

    And yes, TVNZ crosses live to shit all the time, including last night crossing live to a reporter in the TVNZ carpark on Lambton Quay putting groceries in her car.

    I'm not joking.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    The AW's had an open training session in Porrirua from 2.30 - 5.30 yesterday, so most likely there was a media session after that. So instead of sending the reporter to a studio for a live cross, they'd do it in the field. Where the reporter was

    That makes sense. Though it still looks like they just showed up too late.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • LegBreak,

    I’d have thought the purpose of sending a reporter to training would be to get an insight on likely team and formation.

    And to be a pedant, it would have been more relevant for him to stand outside TVNZ office in Central Wellington to check on the colour of his fingers rather than 25k away.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1162 posts Report Reply

  • Gareth Ward,

    Watch the pushchair. Watch the pushchair

    Ha, great stuff.

    Auckland, NZ • Since Mar 2007 • 1727 posts Report Reply

  • Kyle Matthews,

    And yes, TVNZ crosses live to shit all the time, including last night crossing live to a reporter in the TVNZ carpark on Lambton Quay putting groceries in her car.

    Was the groceries related to the story, or did they just surprise her doing "a Hone in Paris"?

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    Was the groceries related to the story

    Yeah, though she must've lugged them a fair way from the closest supermarket just to put them in her car

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report Reply

  • Tom Semmens,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff about as interesting as he would find me writing up my indoor netball team every week or two.

    i.e. Not very.

    Sevilla, Espana • Since Nov 2006 • 2217 posts Report Reply

  • Ben Chapman,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff about as interesting as he would find me writing up my indoor netball team every week or two.

    i.e. Not very.

    Only one more bout in the season Tom. Then Haydn can get back to dismissing cricket and reviewing sport uniforms. (Although if we're lucky we'll get a bonus post about the uniforms for the intercity bout.)

    By the way, Field Theory is the place to come if you want to talk roller derby. Haydn is doing the sport a great service.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2008 • 135 posts Report Reply

  • Kyle Matthews,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff about as interesting as he would find me writing up my indoor netball team every week or two.

    Nice that you felt the need to share, rather than just shrug and move on. That's love that is.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff

    Well this post did mention the rugby too if you want to winge about that a bit. But then again...

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes

    Exactly, and I like roller derby. There's plenty of time for cricket and rugby in our sports media. Some time for netball, a little less for football. And everything else can get fucked unless we become world champs (see: multisport, cycling). So if I can write about a (very very very) minority sport I quite enjoy, I'm going to keep doing it. Though I will admit that angles get harder to find with each bout.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report Reply

  • Michael Foster,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff about as interesting as he would find me writing up my indoor netball team every week or two.

    I wouldn't even read this blog if he didn't talk about roller derby. My interest in rugby is minimal, the only international sport I tend to follow is cricket, which is well covered elsewhere, and I find Hadyn's taste in sports uniforms bland to the extreme (what do you make of the roller derby outfits, btw?).
    And every sport had to start somewhere, I can just imagine people saying that football nonsense would never catch on.
    Now if he would only talk about ultimate (a sport which was well represented in the audience last Saturday, I might add) occasionally...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2009 • 9 posts Report Reply

  • Jimmy Southgate,

    In the context of live sport in Wellington, Roller Derby probably isn't as minor as you think.

    Given Brutal Pageant vs Smash Malice is essentially club level competition (and inter-city is coming up) as a point of comparison I wonder how many club rugby, football, basketball, netball, hockey, cricket etc games get 1000+ people along to.

    Minor sports in Wellington would be things like the Rembuden Taikai for Kendo where competitors usually exceed spectators, or some of the local fencing and table-tennis tournaments.

    Wellingtown • Since Nov 2006 • 103 posts Report Reply

  • Hadyn Green,

    what do you make of the roller derby outfits, btw?

    Derby uniforms are like cricket uniforms, surprisingly un-uniform.

    Now if he would only talk about ultimate (a sport which was well represented in the audience last Saturday, I might add) occasionally...

    Ultimate what?

    I wonder how many club rugby, football, basketball, netball, hockey, cricket etc games get 1000+ people along to.

    Some nights the Pulse would've loved 1000 screaming fans

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report Reply

  • Emma Hart,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but

    Ha, dude, I told you this would happen. Sort of.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report Reply

  • Michael Foster,

    This ultimate

    In Wellington

    Yeah, it's a dumb name.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2009 • 9 posts Report Reply

  • Joanna,

    This is Hadyn's blog so he can write about what he likes, but I find his constant reporting of this really rather minor and amateur roller darby stuff about as interesting as he would find me writing up my indoor netball team every week or two.

    Much like roller derby is the sport for people who don't like sports, Hadyn's sports blog is the sports blog for people who don't like sports blogs...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report Reply

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