Island Life by David Slack

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Top ten surprises in Wishart's 'explosive' new Helen Clark biography

1. Photographed by Soviet agent in 1974 in three-way with Selwyn Toogood and Heather Eggleton.

2. Silent partner in Jonathon Hunt's taxi company.

3. Most wounding heckler taunt: "What's in the bag, Helen?"

4. Skipped Springbok tour protests, stayed home to listen to new Kenny Rogers album.

5. Sisterhood nickname for John Key: 'strap-on'.

6. Telecom 'gift': thirty years' free text messaging.

7. Coven meets on Sunday evenings behind Premier House, gets covered in possum fat, dances naked around patio heater.

8. John Key: allergic to possums.

9. Mystery driver of Doone's car was Ruth Dyson.

10. Iraena Asher knew too much.

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