David Tung, Chinese-American visitor with art collective The Long March: 'Who's Pansy Wong? She just came to the No Chinatown tent.'
TM: 'And said?'
DT: 'Hi, I'm Pansy Wong.'
TM: 'What did you say?'
DT: 'Hi, I'm David Tung...'
TM: 'She's our only Chinese Member of Parliament.'
DT: 'So she's important?'
TM: 'It's like you just got a visit from Barack Obama.'
TM: 'Uh... No.'
Over the PA at the Karaoke stage:
'We have a lost child here. His name is Ang Lee. A lost child, named Ang Lee. His eyes are brown. His hair is black. He is Chinese. He is eight years old."
From within the Karaoke audience: "He's gay. He was robbed of an Oscar by a smug race relations movie in 2006."