Mrs Fart, Miss Fart & Ted Fart have replied in the comments, halo etc...our gracious heartfelt thanks to one & all in blog world whom had the pleasure of entering into the life of a road-worker DodderyoldFart, condolences greatly accepted, thank-you David, oh & the white-bait, Mrs Fart had a long day at the river...

What about the other prisoners ?

Surely it is a gross abuse of human rights to be locked up with Paris Hilton...

Wot Bingle Said ...

O Ye of little faith ...

Damn couch is soaked with sweat ....

How tense was that !

I can feel a bout of Flu coming on around World Cup time...

A nice Hamilton drubbing would be the icing on the caketin ...

Stranded in London many years ago, Xmas dinner cosisted of a Ryvita Biscuit with tomato sauce on.

I'll take a well fed family fight anytime ...

" How can I get rid of piles?

Gently but thoroughly clean the affected area after each bowel movement.

If you find the pain intolerable, try sitting on an inflatable ring -- shaped like a big donut -- "

We built sledges & careered down hills, trollys with no brakes, rope swings over rivers.
I made bows & arrows, catapaults & slings.
We had air rifles & "twentytwo's".
We fell off horses, trees and motor bikes.
If you didn't have plaster on at least one limb by the time you were twelve, you were a thing of pity.

It's playstation now.
Maybe the teenager hasn't learn't what hurts, and what is stupid, when they finally find freedom outside...

Nevermind, the "successful" ones can always go down to Wellington, and get a career banning people from doing things ...

Since I won't hear buggar all.
The entire Bach B Minor Mass, played on massed recorders to bore evryone rigid. (as well)
Or,
Patience & Prudence

"Uh huh, uh huh, gonna get along without you now.
Got along without you before I met you
Gonna get along without you now.... "