How about #
Liquefornication - People wanking on about liquefaction.
Here's the rugby anthem/ad for Kiwi's based on Counting the Beat...
I look at the sunrise (Tana with his kids on a Gisborne beach)
I look at it burn (First sun coming up)
I look into your eyes (Tuigamala doing the Haka in full voice)
Got nowhere to turn (Campese walking around the deadball area)
We're running straight into that void (AB running through a gap)
We're breakin' the line like an asteroid (AB thundering over an opposition)
We're counting the seconds cos we're paranoid (Clock and anxious crowd close up)
We're thinking about you, and nothing else. (All Blacks)
Thinking about blue (the French)
Thinking about green (Saffers)
Thinking about, whipping Aussie, la da de dee, there ain't no thing we'd rather see...
La da de da
La da de da....(Full crowd chanting).
Final shot - Counting on Black.