Hignurant I was to this new word: miturate.

Alas I couldn't find it in te dictionary but I did find micturate.

Ah yes of course - one c short of a pee. I blame the quake induced stress and sleep deprivation.

Save your creeks. Mitigate mitigate mitigate

Or just hold the hard (b)logs and miturate miturate miturate (hat tip to Ivor Cutler)

(new to this game hope I got the quoting process right and that my toilet humour isn't too base)

Lyttleton tunnel apparently closed by smoke - it aint over til the fat man (brownlee) singes. Come and visit us over in whakaraupo gerry.