Count me out of the harem. I'd much rather prefer Russell's company!

The intellect! The urbane, cultured air of sophistication! The dripping dry wit! The sharp pen! The Whiskies and blue-veined cheeses! Oooh...Russell, you're oily....I'm trying hard not to scrunch!

Legend who? Heather..is that you?

Hi Russell. I'm a great fan of yours!

Whether Robin's a spambot or a real boy, I'm scrunching something everytime I read his posts. All the girls from Rangiora to Arrowtown, say together NOW: "We love Robin. We love Robin. But we love Russell more!"

After a hard day's toil in the oil palm plantations...Oooh Robyn, your brilliant pen just evoked fond memories of the times I spent in the oil palm plantations, reading your brilliant posts, tipping my wide brimmed Melbourne Cup replica hat to Russell's sense of fairplay!