Posts by Megan Wegan
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Oh, Jackie, you are a lovely woman. Would that we could all have that.
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Is anyone's long hair pulled back in a severe bun? I ask purely for research purposes.
Unfortunately, my hair is too short to accomplish that particular look.
It is however messily pinned back using a pen.
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Ooo, are you going to Shush me?
Oh, darling, I couldn't if I tried.
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It's up now.
Nicely done Dr Haywood.
You put that pencil down, girl.
No pencil, but I am glaring at you over the rims of black framed glasses.
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And NZ's Shea shirt would be better being 'I'm still calling it the NPC' or 'NZRFU', since pretty much everyone does.
I know someone who made a "It will always be Lancaster Park" T Shirt.
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Isabel:
It will most definitely be on the interwebs here
To take over from Emma as David's secretary briefly, I am informed he will be being interviewed at around 9:30.
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I would like it on record that last night at the (spectacularly successful) Wellingtonista Awards, I was encouraged, by members of the Public Address Community*, to make up stories about Emma and a Certain Recent Night.
It is a testament to how much I like her, and how much I do actually want to see her on Monday**, that despite those exhortations, on sober reflection*** this morning, I decided**** not to.
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(1) Rhymes with Slack, Sleeve, and um....Sliovanni.
(2) And how frightened I am she might come bearing the wrong kind of alcohol to punish me.
(3) Not that I'd been drinking or anything, obviously.
(4) Or couldn't think of anything nearly salacious enough. Truth being stranger that fiction and all that.
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So far, my Christmas planning consists of pondering what kind of booze to take to Megan's on Monday.
Oh honey, you know me well enough to know that as long as it is plentiful, I won't mind at all.
Now all I can think about is kinky sex with Paul Holmes. I'm guessing olives might be involved.
And now, I'm off to scrub my brain.
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I think Hilary's "discussing cultural differences" deserves an honorable mention. It has become my official successor to discussing the Ugandan situation.
A friend was telling me about a boy of her acquaintance, who used to use the line "would you like to come to my flat and look at my topiaries." Love.
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what put the winner over the line was, " I am very, very sorry about your petunias."
So "petunias" just became a metaphor for...everything?