Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Cracker: "It says 'Let's b friends', and…,

    a friend of mine who shares the same name as one of the radio stations

    Ray-Joe Live?
    Solid Clod?
    Reamer?
    Key Wee Effem?
    Nat Schnell?
    Howe Racqui?

    obviously it's not as simple as
    some bloke called George...
    a broad-caster maybe...
    Bea Effeminate?

    oh I give up...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: "It says 'Let's b friends', and…,

    I don't know about Christchurch

    we used to have a great Student Radio station here - until some ad salesman who apparently couldn't sell enough ads bought the station for a $1 off the Student Union (as I understand it) a travesty up there with the ECan dismissal I reckon...
    I no longer listen or support it, and know no one who does anymore...
    Fabel seems to have strengthened its stranglehold at the University, now controlling events as well...
    nice work if you can get it!!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: You Never Forget Your First,

    My first was the fiercely Calvinist William Hartnell (no not David! Darling... though that would've
    been a different Doctor!)
    Had drinks with Pertwee in 1990 when he was in Chch judging scarecrows... lovely chap...

    ...but now I'm worried I've missed the
    first episode of the New Doctor?
    When did it screen?
    or are you all "early downloaders"?
    and the blessed event has yet to occur...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: A revolting piece of shit,

    Bjork lingered enigmatically in the kitchen, devouring a large chocolate cake.

    at least she wasn't swanning about...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Field Theory: Though I never liked how…,

    True. But then, the Feelers could sing Amazing Grace and it would still sound like an old beer ad from the 1990s.

    hmmmm...
    Wonder what that nice Rod Stewart
    chap is up to these days?
    Oh, that's right, he dribbles
    for the other game...

    Whatever happened to that Joseph Kuhtze beer?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    They watched the hump-in-the-sleeping-bag move upwards...the bloke bailed immediately, and the friend whizzed her side-zip down "so fast the metal scorched": a very large weta strolled away into the night.

    Those stubborn bed wetas are a problem...
    ... I hear Wellington is full of them...
    ;- )

    so... unless somebody comes up with a better alternative, Wellywood stays.

    What's wrong with one of those old large Kiwis that graced Sydenham in Chch and on the Hydra building in Ponsonby for years...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Up Front: Who's Dreaming Now?,

    Life is choc-ful of opportunities...

    The Civilian Deforestation Corps.

    This idea could run and run... though there
    will be the inevitable Forest Grumps!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: A revolting piece of shit,

    Careful. Someone might steal that off you.

    Yes! E-Can...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: A revolting piece of shit,

    Diseased Rascal...

    They got Al Capone through taxes in the end.

    so that's what they're calling syphilis these days,
    it's definitely taxing on the body and brain!

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Cracker: Wallywood,

    The Wellington Airport Company has backed down
    Suggestions for something else are invited...

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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