Posts by Joanna

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  • Cracker: Christmas Cracker (I've been…,

    Are they still called a 'Paramour' if they're sending you photos of their genitals? Really?

    According to dictionary.com they are! And I suspect my parents gave up on me when they found out we'd started a breast club with the scanner they bought me for the Xmas before. Oh the olden days of the interweb, what fun you were.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Cracker: Christmas Cracker (I've been…,

    How about a father making bad puns about the boy's name and a term for penises and then dropping into the Xmas dinner conversation that perhaps you should be more careful about deleting photos of genitals your paramour has sent to you via your parents' computer while you're visiting them for Xmas? Does that count as embarrassing if I just laughed it off?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Cracker: Christmas Cracker (I've been…,

    Isn't there a category on FindSomeone for "Need partner to show off to family gatherings" ?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Hard News: Unbundled!,

    Merc - do you perhaps mean the word of 2004?

    I'm just happy someone nominated 'Hubris'.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Nipped in the bud?,

    Cheers guys, I thought it felt wrong.

    When Veronica Mars first started screening on Friday nights opposite ANTM I started reading televisionwithoutpity recaps to catch up with what I missed, but quickly realised I needed to step away from the computer as soon as I'd ordered the box set from Amazon. Stupid slow New Zealand. 80% of the reason that I was so into Rockstar this season was that I could finally participate in TWOP without getting any spoilers.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Summer Holiday,

    the fish-life is usually external to the vessel

    Now that is an almighty euphemism. For what exactly, I'm not sure, but I like it anyway.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Summer Holiday,

    Is it the clouds in the skies above, or is it someone who's had too much eggnog to drink?

    Well didn't Che just announce in front of all of the interweb that he was in to water-sports?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Nipped in the bud?,

    Did TVNZ do a Sopranos number on Nip/Tuck as well this season? On Monday they said it was the season finale, but if that's the case, the season was really short (12 eps?) and finished rather unclimatically.

    I'm aware that there's this interweb thing in which I could look up fulll episode lists and stuff, but I don't want to risk getting spoilers, so can some clever reader please tell me - was the face transplant the last episode of the season or not?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Hard News: A little patch of turf,

    This- from the Telegraph- indicates maybe the myspace photos were already just a bit... wierd!

    Yeah but what's the point of having a myspace account if you don't put weird photos on it?

    "Joanna McLeod displayed pictures of herself in a wedding dress despite having never been married and in one image she appears to have another eye in the middle of her forehead".

    It's all about context. If you don't murder people, your photos won't seem so strange.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Hard News: A little patch of turf,

    I can't wait until you get convicted of a crime, Russell, so that newspapers can pick apart your Public Address posts.

    "Sponsored by a whiskey company and a coffee brand? That's practically home-made P if you put them together..."

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

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