Posts by Joanna
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Fuck the haters (who perhaps don't have a tummy they'd like to keep a little more secure), thunderpants for life. Except they're expensive and don't come in artichoke anymore. And they're not ruffled. Oh what I'd do for some ruffled panties in my size that didn't expect me to have an American booty.
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But no amount of tit (or long hanging peen, come to that) is going to mask the sound of ill-written exposition clunking over the points.
Yeah but I'm very busy and important, I like to multitask. I got story AND porn rolled into one, which saves me risking all kinds of viruses later...
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I thought that graphic sex acts were their own reason?
Word! I thoroughly enjoyed the sexposition in last night's episode. Totally made sense.
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My favourite version of 'Wuthering Heights' is me and all my friends wailing along and waving our arms like wacky inflatable car yard men. But this is a close second:
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Oh and Joanna, the point of a uniform is in its uniformity.
Which is exactly the OPPOSITE of what Roller Derby was when it started in Wellington. It used to be oh yeah, so you're not exactly sporty - maybe you're fat, maybe you've never played team sports before, maybe you're of a sexual orientation you've been discriminated against for before - well whatever, you're in derby now.
It seemed to me that individuality was an essential part of the piece - from the first skater's "Pageant" sash that fell off on the track and caused a hazard to Suffer Jet show-boating to a fall on her ass, because that's the way derby was played. There was no question that derby was a serious sport once you heard about their training schedules and everything. But seriously, if derby becomes all about THE TEAM TOGETHER AND NOTHING BUT THE TEAM you are going to lose the very crowd of weirdos, misfits and hipsters that the sport appealed to in the first place. Good luck filling the TSB area after they're gone.
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It's a shame that it seems Richter City is actively trying to discourage individualism with their new uniforms - everyone dressing exactly the same, so it's much harder to tell who's who. I say boo to that.
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Hard News: The Political Lie, in reply to Russell Brown,
Plucket, Edwards, Slack and Jesus would be an even better consultancy!
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'Throw your arms around me' always makes me think of Shane on a rock, dying of tetnus in Angel's arms. Amiright? #homeandaway
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Hard News: A welcome return - and pirates!, in reply to Brent Jackson,
If any parliament ninjas are reading this: can you please take a shit on the MPs who are shitting all over our foreign aid programmes? Thank you.
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I can't wait for the Pirate Party to get into parliament, have a member go rogue, and then for there to be a by-election and an electorate gets taken over by ninjas.