Posts by andrew llewellyn
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Quite often I will recognise a face and rack
I'll forget the face, but I might remember an impressive rack.
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"Hey there, Hitler!"
No, wait - not that last one.
If in doubt I always use "Rumpelstiltskin".
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Oh say, what do you guys do when someone you don't know (or don't recognise perhaps) taps you on Facebook?
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it's the spelling
What's the bet that the clerk who used to send incomprehensible Parliamentary Questions from the Office of Muriel Newman is now tasked with drafting the campaign billboards.
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Mr Llewellyn will tell you that I called him Steve
I still get people calling me Alistair - I presume my old varsity mate Alistair Underwood still has people call him Andrew :)
PS - we (all the Mr Llewellyns who post here) have an uncle called Steve.
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For people who claim to be the voice of 'Joe Six Pack', they sure seem to think he's fucking stupid.
Or they __hope__ that he is.
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SPPs (=Scummy Poor People
Revolting peasants
because lots of poor people subscribe to it.
But we're pretty confident Sarah P will never read it.
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I drive my wife batty by recognising bit-part actors in movies and letting her know what other films they have also been bit-part actors in.
We must never allow our wives to meet & compare notes.
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Or in a loose coalition with the Leather Wipes Party.
Fantastic site - did you watch the videos? I certainly hope they wiped that one thoroughly beforte selling it to some punter.
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Corrections Association president Beven Hanlon, who represents prison guards, said the policy would make prisons unmanageably violent because inmates would no longer have the possibility of release.
"As soon as you take that glimmer of hope away, what else can you do to them? You create animals."
There is some truth to this - it can be illustrated by visiting first a prison unit proper, and then a remand unit.
The remand prisoners are not yet integrated into the rewards & punishment system that exists in prisons, have little to lose & are a lot more dangerous.
The difference is quite noticable. I don't recommend visiting a remand unit.