Posts by Steve Barnes
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And one for all the nerds (I know you're out there)
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but here it is on YouTube, in all its gay, gay glory:
Not being picky or anything but shouldn't there be a link or something?
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Nah, you're not ...
I am sorry, really.
I'll go away now. -
cheese can't be made from human breast milk. Not enough protein = won't curdle.
I now have a piece of cheese on toast that I can't eat.
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Steve, you really got the wrong end of the stick there.
Please accept my apologies.
However, in my defence that was not the page that rendered on my screen the other night. What I saw was a guy standing in front of racks of cheese and then the embedded music started, I can't stand embedded music on web sites.
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On a street corner somewhere in the western world a young boy, adorned with flat cap and scarf, the soles of his shoes too thin to keep out the cold, shivers.
In a sack, at his side, newspapers rest like sleeping messengers.
"Extra Extra, read all about it, Person does something not considered ordinary"
He waits, staring down at his chilled feet, resigned to the fact that nobody cares anymore.
"Extra Extra, read all about it. Man says something about something"
The damp creeps up his grey socks as his knees turn blue.
He pulls out his trusty iPhone and glances at the screen.
"Extra Extra, internet kills daily newspapers, go home and Google it"
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Woah, Steve. I think that link was provided in good faith.
Your site Russ, but in a mode of self justification I would say threadjacking a three year old thread to link to a commercial for cheese is a bit spammy, don't you think? just a bit... cheesy?
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check it out at my blog
Ahh, erm.
Spamming is just so coool, trolling even better.
Now let me see.
So. I go to your blog, I see how "Cheesy" it is and I just can't leave it alone.
You are so post moderne, as they say in crap places.
Your marketing strategy may just work.
So. What's your cheese like, is it as bad as your myspace page? -
PAS tafarians
RB revealed as the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Way to piss off little p. -
If I ever get busted, I forsee a successful defence, on Bill of Rights grounds. :)
Spoken like a true Pastafarian