Posts by Joe Wylie

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  • Hard News: Granny for Sale,

    What would Harry Holland or Peter Fraser make of Labour's touching faith in the power of markets to deliver equable political coverage?

    As Hell Pizza will probably be re-animating them sometime soon we just might get the answer to that, except they'll likely be too busy pimping fast food.

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  • Hard News: Because They Could,

    Imagery I did not need #25336
    In answer, though, while I had no time for Richardson's incredibly selfish policy, I could at least understand how heartless they were. With Key, I'm pushed to understand anything.

    Imagery you do not need #25337(?):
    Ruth shamelessly dry-humped Douglas at every chance. Key's rather more circumspect.

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  • Hard News: Because They Could,

    Then there is the endorsement no-one wants

    At least he's not threatening to attack America if Obama wins, as The Onion had him doing four years ago in the event of a Kerry victory:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30742

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  • Hard News: Because They Could,

    Yeah, but you can't beat this guy.

    I wonder if he's from anywhere around these parts:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_austria

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  • Up Front: The Classics Are Rubbish Too,

    And if anyone knows about Enduring Chill it’s the Groke...

    Ha!

    I think they should have retained the first translator, who gave it the feel of a quirky nature-child Bjork video.

    Agree. Don't know why they brought in Elizabeth Portch - there's a lot of scope for license with Jansson's inventive use of language, and as far as I can gather Thomas Warburton, the earlier translator, seems to have carried across more of the meaning of the characters' original Swedish-language names.

    Thomas Teal and Kingsley Hart seem to have done a pretty good job on her later adult stuff. The Summer Book and the autobiographical Sculptor's Daughter are real favourites of mine - life portrayed from both ends, childhood and old age, like nothing I've found elsewhere. Very funny too. I finally got to read her last novel, Sun City, earlier this year. As it's set in an old folks' home in Florida, a long way from the Gulf of Finland, I rather doubted that she'd handle such a setting convincingly. It's a little gem.

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  • Random Play: Modern Life is Rubbish,

    None taken.

    Well of course not, I mean you need a hide like a rhino to be involved in the phonespam biz . . .

    Seriously, tho, if charity callers were doing it from the goodness of their hearts it'd be a minor crime to be rude to them. Unfortunately practically none of them are, and I have been pretty short with one. Calling on behalf of the Westpac (this in Oz) rescue helicopter - "don't worry, this isn't an emergency call."
    I'm sorry, but leading with a crap joke is an absolute killer for me. If only they'd point out to these people that there's a fine line between charm and smarm.

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  • Random Play: Modern Life is Rubbish,

    As Sam F said, there are surveys where "it's obviously in the public good to give respectable answers", and I do recall a pleasant 25 or thereabouts minutes giving my $0.02 to a very nice woman on my use of public parks. She even asked what the occasional funny noise in the background was (my electric pencil sharpener). When she realised that I was working she was really appreciative that I'd taken the time.

    Unfortunately very few are like that. A lot of us work from home, and keep non-standard hours. In practice I usually ask how long a survey'll take. It's really annoying to be treated as if a minimum fifteen minutes of your time is no big deal, especially by someone who's earning an - admittedly paltry - income from the situation. Being stupidly rude always leaves a bad feeling afterwards, but the blunt presumption that you'll drop what you're doing to talk about, say, personal banking, is highly resistable. That's when I have to ask if they're doing this for a living. When I, as politely as poss, point out that I'm working too, they take the point.

    Very sweet of you to offer yourself a a role model Jackie, but I do wonder about always taking the time to answer these things. For example, if you happen to have guests at the time they must be very understanding.

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  • Cracker: Every Time A Coconut,

    Wrote to M&S in Baker St, commending the manger for enterprise and compassion.

    I know it's just a typo, but it reminded of one from a Xmas flyer from the long-defunct Warehouse rival, Cargo King:
    Nativity set, complete with shepherds, 3 wise men & manager.
    I looked in vain at the illustration, hoping to spot a figurine of a suit clutching a mobile phone. Pity, really, if there had been I'd have bought a dozen.

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  • Up Front: The Classics Are Rubbish Too,

    . . . Undulant Fever would have to be a contender.

    Um, also known as The Enduring Chill. Fortunately it's never been re-titled Brucellosis for audiences outside the US.

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  • Up Front: The Classics Are Rubbish Too,

    I think it's appaling how the Catholic church in particular has got away in recent decades with concealing and sanitising its proud (and oh so recent - collusion with the Nazis, anyone?) history of sadism, brutality, antisemitism and torture.

    If there really is a generous Catholic God then there ought to be a lot more Catholics like Flannery O'Connor. While it's difficult to name a Best Short Story Ever, Undulant Fever would have to be a contender.

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