Posts by andrew llewellyn

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  • Hard News: Awful in more than one way,

    An interesting letter in today's DomPost calling for all guns to be banned & for hunters & farmers to ply their hobby & trade in future using...

    ...crossbows.

    Sounds cool to me. Maybe as a bonus, they could include throwing knives. That'd be great.

    I have been plagued recently by rabbits & pig. Buying a rifle had crossed my mind, but when I learned that machine guns (I was thinking a uzi type thing would be fun & efficient) aren't allowed here the idea palled.

    But shit, a crossbow? Wahoo!

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: Awful in more than one way,

    I certainly don't want to watch the TV advertising..

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    In that case I guessed wrong.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    No pun intended?

    Reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal) election slogan that Richard Prebble supposedly nixed very reluctantly:

    Make Dick a Member (they went for Tick Dick)

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: Awful in more than one way,

    before they go postal.

    And that reminds me, Peter Jackson is a disaffected ex employee of the Evening POST. True?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    BTW - you BFM alumni can tell me I'm sure - any truth to the scurrilous rumour that Jeremy Wells said he'd appear on DWTS only on condition Nerida was made available to him?

    Heh heh.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    Not for a million dollars, mate...

    and you're given the choice of 3 months intense physical activity with either 1. Nerida or 2. Krystal.

    Your choice.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    "So next time I write about Dancing with the Stars, I assure you, no more Mr Nice Guy from me."

    Watch you don't ignite any briodges - consider, your PA radio gig turns into PA TV. You become a top notch NZ celebrity. Your media career inevitably hits the skids.

    One day there's a knock on the door & it's Jason Gunn & Candy Lane...

    What are ya gonna do?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Freak Circus (with Dancing),

    I always love it when pop stars sing about the common people.

    Well, the common people are the most numerous source of groupies. Which is surely the whole raison d'etre of pop music.

    Surely?

    Meanwhile - apologies, if you're like me you'l never hear most pop songs the same way again after this:

    In your mind (or even as you sing lustily along), replace every occasion of the word "girl" or "girls" with "grill" or "grills".

    Works surprisingly well.

    (Flat Bottomed Grills, they make the rocking world go round.")

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hard News: Awful in more than one way,

    killer writes violent plays

    Cough... who's up for broaching the subject with Peter Jackson?

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

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