Posts by BenWilson
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Yes, a race card is surely the list of drivers at the speedway, hearing it mangled by politicians got old.
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Umm NOS lasts for the best part of like 30 seconds.
It would be the longest 30 seconds of my life if some kid actually was driving me whilst taking it.
I always wondered if he was just confusing another way of 'using NOS while driving' that is actually very popular - you get your car really high.
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. . . except you'd never get around to actually doing the painting. And then the munchies would set in. Unless you're anorexic.
Or on a mission. It's one of those mission it's best to think of before you get high.
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Some guy reckoned he'd done his best work of house painting ever.
Curious. I'd think dope would be a better drug for such dull work. But if you had a whole house to paint and only 2 days to do it, including nights, P would get it done. I'd rather just hire 2 painters, though.
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So, coke is a gateway drug to shelving?
Just as E is a gateway to back-cracking. And we all know what that leads to, a back-cracking addiction. Then you start pushing back-cracking. Next thing you know you're an acupuncturist, sticking your needles into small children. Then you wake up in prison with a Tootsie Roll to stem the bleeding....
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Black ice kills a lot of people....
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Those who the lack the shame and mkae it a regular practice apparently swear by it.
It certainly sounds like a more intense experience. It also solves the mystery of why bad E tastes like shit.
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I do know someone who inserted an E anally just to see if you came up faster
Did they come up faster?
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Yeah, I'm trying to think of a more inconvenient way you could take your drugs than to put it on a tampon (braggingly famous for their absorbency and refusal to allow liquids out), and stick that somewhere uncomfortable and smelly. Then remove said absorbent roll (now expanded to 5 times original size) from a very dry orifice and find some way to dispose of it which doesn't block up a toilet or stink a room out.
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Incidentally, are there certain drugs that make you interested in American politics?
Yeah, man. You wanna score?
I'm happy with American Politics as a sedative, being an occasional sufferer from insomnia. Doesn't have the groggy hangover of other substances, although the bitter taste in the mouth lasts a while. But I prefer 1001 Arabian Nights recently. Have been having some pretty trippy dreams, waaay better than my last dream about Bush (with a capital B).
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