Yeah, that story about the duck went on for ages. They managed to catch the duck and remove the needle. The duck is fine, but feeling nervous about duck season approaching.

First time I heard "tutae kuri" was when I performed in the Vincent O'Sullivan play Shuriken back in '87. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Outrageous Fortune was Hat Tipping Vincent.

"Deus does not exist, but if he does I always talk to him." - Bjork from The Sugarcubes.

You know what they say: "Asians are from Minbar, Deborah is from Centauri."

The only date I wrangled out of interweb dating kept saying that she was running out of guys to bonk in Wellington. I would have quite easily muffled that warning bell if only she didn't have an arse like Fat Bastard's.

Well I'll be jiggered, 4 right answers. Not that it really matters. John Key has that malleable quality to be whatever the script tells him to be.

Thank you, Stella, for that moving piece. I'll never see it, but I'll know what it feels like.