Posts by Russell Clarke
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He could probably play a mean glockenspiel at the opening ceremony.
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If you're nominating Paul the Octopus for Super City Mayor (and perhaps Minister of the World Cup too), I'll happily second that.
Well, my favourite candidate is no longer available, so I'll vote Paul too. In the name of equal opps for sea-creatures.
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Which immediately instantiated an image of JK quivering with indecision over what to hug first........
Depends who he's negotiating a trade agreement with at the time.
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Someone must have already tipped him off about RB's house extension.
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I have slugs in my garden if you need them.
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Incompetence is also not an admirable value. They could have thrown a billion dollars at this, and they would have still made an embarrassing bollocks of it.
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I guess I can't complain, having been, inter alia, to Zimbabwe, Singapore, Nepal under Gyanendra and the US under Bush.
Inter Alia is a terrible airline.
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What do you pack?
The phone number of a good lawyer. Y'know, just in case.
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I've found the noise of the MRI quite...musical. I was making up all sorts of top choons in my head while I had mine done...at least that's how I managed to while away the hour-and-a-bit stuck inside without going completely bloody insane.
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I'm sure it will turn out so transparent you won't know it's there.