Posts by Kyle Matthews
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what, you've never seen a depressed dingo?
'Always, as soon as anyone sees me, it's always "Dingo stole my baby!" One "bad egg" and the rest of us have to live with it for life. Makes me depressed...'
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I've found that labs will turn their noses up at citrus fruit - would a dingo?
Your labs are clearly broken in some way, or maybe crossbred. I've seen labs eat orange peel, and then beg for the orange inners.
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the zoo should just put some golden labradors in a big pen.
to be honest, i have trouble telling the two apart unless the labrador has gone to fat.
Throw something on the ground which there's "no way a dog could eat". Y'know, 10 lb of butter, or a bag of spuds, or a catcher full of lawnmower clippings.
Turn around for two seconds.
If, when you turn back, the 'food' is gone, it's a labrador.
If your niece is heading out of your tent in the animals mouth, work on your bad Australian accent and head for the nearest TV camera. "Dingo stole my baby!"
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I saw a lovely wee baby t-shift in some overpriced kids store yesterday. It had, in the same apple font, "ipood" on the front.
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Where "anything" includes "someone who cannot use the internet", then, no, it isn't. I'm sorry, but in this digital age, anyone who can't be arsed to learn how to use email is not qualified to be the most powerful person in the world. And his age is no excuse.
Ironically, using a phone yourself isn't even particularly required to be President, he certainly doesn't check his own email address.
Though yes, some understanding that there's an internet out there and how it works and having seen a few of the things on it would be nice in a candidate.
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My daughter saw the zebra and yelled "documentary!"
These sorts of reactions should be encouraged, at least until teenage years. Other amusing possibilities could be "almost extinct!" and "not an aphrodisiac!"
Parents have to get their fun somehow.
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That would be 'Damian Christie in Secret Love-Child Surprise', then ...
Ah good point, I read daughter in the first line about David, and carried it through the rest of the article, despite the word niece.
I'll have to have words to his brother/sister I guess.
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because it's so much easier to be happy when we can pretend all of this stuff doesn't exist, right kyle?
You're reading a whole lot into what I said, which I don't think.
Like Emma, I was commenting on the sad nature of the blog, just from a different direction.
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When was the last time an American President spoke to a rally of 200,000 people outside of America, let alone a candidate.
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You came back for a special one-off appearance to cheer us all up right?